Sunday, December 23, 2018

DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE: AQUAMAN (2018)


Almost 13 months to the day since JUSTICE LEAGUE debuted in theaters we're now privy to the next chapter in the DC cinematic universe, officially labelled the DC Extended Universe (DCEU for you acronym lovers out there).

AQUAMAN, in the minds of some, may have been DC's biggest challenge. Following up from a film where the studio execs (I'm thinking) exercised too much control, forced certain changes, and drastically altered the direction/trajectory of the DCEU narrative, I can only assume, isn't an easy task. Then there's DC's ongoing struggle to reinvent Aquaman and distance themselves from his pervading reputation as the butt of every super hero joke imaginable. Oh yeah, and there's the tiny task of reinvigorating the DCEU and rebuilding the public's faith and good will.

No pressure, right? I'm sure at times James Wan felt like the pressure of the entire ocean was pressing down upon him.

Finally Aquaman is here! The sixth chapter in the DCEU has arrived and with it all the special effects extravaganza and mythos of a LORD OF THE RINGS style epic.

THE PLOT

After saving the entire world from Steppenwolf and a legion of parademons, Arthur Curry a.k.a. the Aquaman has taken to policing the oceans in between happy hour at the bar. Suddenly a red-headed woman from the ocean floor arrives foretelling doom and asking for Arthur's help. Aquaman tells her to shove off. When a tidal wave wipes out his home town, and similar incidents begin happening across the globe, Arthur finds he has no choice but to return to Atlantis and save the world once again.

INITIAL IMPRESSIONS

This is a whole lot of movie. I mean, a HUGE amount of movie. Aquaman clocks in at nearly 2 and a half hours, which is fine as there's a lot of story it tells... a lot. The film keeps a brisk pace to keep up with the loads of story being thrown our way, so there's rarely a dull moment. To me there was so much story and narrative being told that the movie possesses the same plotting and density of storytelling as the last few DCEU films, specifically Batman V Superman: Dawn of Justice and Justice League. It feels like they burned through enough material for a whole trilogy in one movie. We're given the origin story tropes, then the less impressive sequel, and finally the epic "Return of the King" sized trilogy finale. It's like the filmmakers thought they'd never be able to make another Aquaman movie again so they did EVERYTHING!

Tonally this is a grab bag or genres. There's a globe trotting Indiana Jones vibe, an "Opposites Attract" RomCom complete with covers of Toto and other pop music, an Avatar-scale science fiction epic with an anti-pollution message, a kaiju emerges at one point lending to a Pacific Rim feeling towards the end (or Smaug from the Hobbit if you prefer Tolkien, but the end credits of Aquaman are nearly identical to Pacific Rim), all wrapped around a classic Disney Princess destiny story (in this case it's a prince) or more accurately the Sword in the Stone (he is King Arthur after all). There's even a bit of horror when our heroes journey to the Trench. It feels a little like all three Lord of the Rings films in one (you've got the trekking across the world bit a la Fellowship, the warring countries a la Two Towers, and the epic War of the ocean and the return of the one true king a la Return of the King).

Then there's the copious amounts of CGI special effects. I'd be interested in seeing what the budget was for this movie because it looks as if Warner Bros. spared no expense on this gala event. If there's anything you come out of this movie ruminating on, it's the sheer amount of CGI special effects on display. And they look good! Since 2009 I've been imagining either an Aquaman or Sub-Mariner film looking like Avatar underwater and this movie delivered just that. And speaking of the vast amount of imagery, the Annabelle doll from James Wan's Conjuring films made an appearance too!

Going off of the overall appearance of the film, this movie and the filmmakers really made a strong effort to accurately represent the imagery from the comics. Ocean Master looks spot on and so too does Black Manta. The fealty to the comic book designs is admirable and very gratifying for us comic fans. And seeing the classic (or close to classic) Aquaman costume emerge at the end was a sheer delight.

I enjoyed the performances from all the actors as well though I felt no single actor stood out from the rest, save for perhaps Dolph Lundgren who did some of the best acting he's ever done here.

Overall, I came out of the film overwhelmed and not knowing how to feel about it. I don't think it's bad by any means. It's just so much to process. This film feels structured similarly to BVSDOJ and Justice League where it's trying to do WAY too much in a limited amount of time. Aquaman does it better than the aforementioned other films but fails to meet the strong narrative presentation of Wonder Woman. Again, as with BVSDOJ and JS, it feels as if DC is trying to rush things. They're still trying to do what Marvel has done in three or five films, except trying to do it all in one film.

In a world where Netflix bloats their narratives to fill all that extra space (and I complain about it), Aquaman feels the opposite in that there's too much story and not enough time to properly devote to all of it (and I complain about it, ha!). I guess there's just no pleasing some people 😈 But in all seriousness I feel it is one of the stronger films in the DCEU, not as good as the top films of DCEU but better than the bottom films. The middle of the pack if you like. And that's fine. It is perhaps the top in terms of how good the film looks though.

There's been a lot of super hero movies this year, some better than others. Of the super hero movies I've liked versus the ones I disliked, Aquaman falls into the former. But seriously DC, SLOW DOWN. It's not a race (or rather, the race is already over). Now it's a matter of getting your feet under you. Take a page from Wonder Woman and pace yourself. We'll all be there for the trilogies, you don't have to do all three films in one. Take the time to properly establish your characters and universe.

Overall Ranking: 7 out of 10
but still processing... SO MUCH MOVIE!

For more of my thoughts on all things super hero/comic book based cinema, check out these other posts below

THE DC EXTENDED UNIVERSE (DCEU)


THE MARVEL CINEMATIC UNIVERSE (MCU)


 
Fox-Marvel, Sony-Marvel, and other stuff too!

 
 

Thursday, December 20, 2018

TOP TEN FAVORITE NINJAS (COMIC BOOKS)

TOP TEN FAVORITE NINJAS (COMIC BOOKS)

Ninjas! Ninjas! Ninjas!
AHHHH!!!

I love ninjas! I am obsessed with ninjas! I can't get enough ninjas in my life! I also happen to love comic books too. So here is the list of my personal favorite comic book ninjas!

Comic book ninjas, much like all comic book characters, are pretty far out there and far removed from traditional depictions and or real world counterparts. Personally, I am a traditionalist when it comes to my choice in ninjas. By that I mean I prefer them to be Japanese. I do, however, go for the more fantastic and romanticized renditions of ninjas as well as more real life depictions.

When it comes to comics you really don't have a whole lot of choice but to go with wild and crazy ideas and characters. Surprisingly there aren't many Japanese ninjas in comics and most are quite wild in their abilities. Just like the show NARUTO, they're ninjas but they're not really ninjas. They're ninjas in name only. So you just have to go for it. Video games have done a better job of at least keeping most ninja characters Japanese while also incorporating the more wild and crazy esthetics.

In short, Ninjas are a cultural thing, specifically Japanese culture. There are assassins all across the world as well as stealth warriors and covert killers galore. What makes them ninjas and more than just another everyday assassin is their Japanese heritage. The word "Ninja" has been appropriated and applied to numerous characters and concepts in comic books, disregarding the Japanese connection outright at times.

All this is a long winded way of saying that some of these ninjas may not actually be ninjas. Gah! Now I'm confusing myself. Whatever, these are the characters I see as being the closest thing to ninjas in comic books and my favorites among them. There aren't a whole lot to choose from so I've included both men and women on this list.

So without making this more complicated than it already is, here are my favorite comic book ninjas!

Enjoy!





HONORARY NINJAS (THE BONUSES)





#14
DAREDEVIL

Daredevil isn't technically a ninja but he was trained by The Chaste (essentially a group of virtuous ninjas dedicated to battling a group of evil ninjas called The Hand (although the Chaste may not actually be "ninjas" either)). Daredevil has the skills of a ninja but is in fact his own entity (a super hero). During a rather dark period of his life, Daredevil even ruled over and led his sacred enemies, The Hand. I verified with a very creditable source and Daredevil expert on this. His designation is quite complicated (Is he a ninja? Is he not a ninja?) so the best way to put it is that he's an honorary ninja.

He's a great character and his place as number #14 on this list is in no way a reflection of his standing in regards to the other characters on this list. He's #14 not because I like him less than the others, just that this is a list for ninjas and Daredevil isn't actually a ninja. The same goes for the next guy!






#13
BATMAN

Like Daredevil, Batman is NOT a ninja, to be clear. But he exemplifies many premiere characteristics of ninjas. He's a vigilante that uses the shadows and operates in stealth. One of his primary weapons are "batarangs" (shurikens or "throwing stars" by any other name). He sometimes uses smoke pellets to vanish abruptly or confuse his enemies. The use of grappling hooks and rope to scale walls and bind enemies is a staple of the ninja as well. And, of course, donning skin tight black garb and black armor, part of which obscures his face, is very ninja-like. While trained in numerous styles of combat and martial arts, he did receive legit ninja training in Japan! So again, like Daredevil, Batman is a ninja... but really he's not... but really he is... he's his own entity (a super hero).

Just to be clear, he's a great character and his place as number #13 on this list is in no way a reflection of his standing in regards to the other characters on this list. He's #13 not because I like him less than the others, just that this is a list for ninjas and Batman isn't actually a ninja. But you can't talk about comic book ninjas without acknowledging Batman and Daredevil, am I right?







#12
NTH MAN ~ THE ULTIMATE NINJA

A nameless orphan was taken in by an elderly Japanese man. This Japanese man trained operatives for the C.I.A. in various ninja skills. Trained from a young age in the ninja arts, the orphan became the most skilled ninja spy/assassin in the world. As the world erupts into World War III, only the Nth Man can save the world from destruction.

The Nth Man was one of those side projects from Marvel Comics in the late 80's (trying to cash in on the G.I. Joe craze). Brutal and intense, Nth Man is a unique and cool comic book ninja whose time was cut short too soon.







#11
THE HAND

An ancient sect of supernatural ninjas that worship and are empowered by a demonic entity known as "The Beast." Battling the likes of Daredevil and Elektra quite often, The Hand are eternally opposed by a group called The Chaste. The Hand have even ran with other demons such as the soul eater known as Deathwatch, and thus have come into conflict with Ghost Rider.

I love that the Marvel Universe has their very own group of evil ninja running around, but they need to do more with them, not as a group but as individuals. More often than not The Hand are merely nameless masses and vehicles for other characters such as Elektra, Daredevil, and Kingpin. The members of the Hand themselves rarely receive any actual development. And the ones that do receive more character than others don't stick around for long. Even so, these guys are A-Okay in my book!





THE TOP TEN





#10
KARAI

The daughter of Shredder, Karai took on leadership of the Foot Clan ninjas after Shredder "died" supposedly. She proved more than a worthy foe for the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and in many ways I thought she was superior to her father. First off, Karai is just as skilled as her father in the ninja arts but is far more level-headed than Shredder ever was. She's tactical and pragmatic, even siding with the turtles in times of necessity. And unlike Shredder, she doesn't appear to be true evil. I really enjoyed her inclusion in the 2007 film TMNT. She's a cool character and the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles franchise is richer for her.







#9
LADY SHIVA
Lady Shiva according to the Earth 0 timeline.

Martial arts prodigy and master assassin, Lady Shiva is one wicked and badass character. Originally an antagonist of Richard Dragon, she later found her way to Gotham City. One of the top martial artists in the DC Universe, she has fought Batman and the rest of the "Bat Family" numerous times, defeating them even. She's had a long and epic history with numerous rewrites and revisions. Whether she's an actual ninja or not depends on which DC canon you're reading. Anyway, she comes very close to embodying all the characteristics and esthetics of a ninja. And she's so cool!







#8
DEATH NINJA
Comics do some pretty crazy things with ninjas or ninja parallels. Death Ninja is one of those members of the Hand that received a little more character than some others, but after a few issues he was virtually forgotten. He's a zombie ninja that fights Ghost Rider! What's not to love? More than anything it is the great artwork by Brett Blevins that endears the character to me. The character longs for death but is unable to die. His initial motivation is for Ghost Rider to kill him once and for all. But even when his body is strewn across the train tracks and obliterated under a passing train he still survives and comes back to kill more.

A Moment of Self Awareness:

If Death Ninja is on this list (and #8 at that!) than you know there's a shortage of quality ninja characters in the world of comics... or perhaps my qualifications for what a "true" ninja character is are too unrealistic. Likely it's both!







#7
NINJA
Marvel's deadliest ninja and enigmatic shinobi, Ninja (his true identity was never revealed) was the most skilled warrior of his time (feudal Japan). He began as a samurai and eventually mastered the secret ninja arts to further his abilities. Traveling the world to enhance his martial arts prowess, he eventually encountered the ancient sorcerer, Master Khan, and became the magician's right hand enforcer. Invading K'un Lun, Ninja met defeat at the hands of Lei Kung ~ The Thunderer, and Ninja's spirit was sealed away inside an ancient grimoire. Centuries later the book was destroyed and Ninja was freed. With his new found freedom, Ninja set his revenge upon K'un Lun's current champion, the Immortal Iron Fist!

Sorry for the long-winded recap, but I felt it was necessary as this guy is a fairly obscure character and, of course, one that I find quite awesome! And, if logic dictates that Iron Fist is the best fighter in all of the Marvel universe, then logically anyone who can defeat Iron Fist, i.e. Ninja, must be the deadliest ninja in all of Marvel! One of Danny Rand's earliest and deadliest enemies, not much has been done with him beyond those early Iron Fist stories. He's a character rife with potential and begging for a comeback!








#6
ZEN ~ INTERGALACTIC NINJA

Born on the planet Baltoon, Zen was a test tube baby for a genetics experiment. Failing to yield the desired results, the experiment was cancelled and Zen was assigned for termination. One of the scientists saved the infant Zen and packed him in a space ship. Ending up on the planet Om, there Zen was raised and trained in martial arts, eventually growing into a warrior of renown skill. Now Zen travels the galaxy as a mercenary for hire.

Zen came about in much the same way as the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles did, through a creator owned self-published book. Zen - Intergalactic Ninja was introduced in 1987 and has had a fairly sporadic, but enduring, publication history. I picked up on him when he was licensed by ARCHIE COMICS in 1992 and then later with his Nintendo game by KONAMI. I've always enjoyed his sleek alien/ninja design and his badass demeanor. Zen is a very cool and underappreciated character.






#5
NINJA-K

Imagine if James Bond were a ninja and you have NINJA-K or simply Ninjak. A world of British spy espionage and action, lead by a modern ninja is a recipe for awesomeness. To me this character and this story feels like a forerunner and template for ideas and esthetics explored and popularized in the METAL GEAR SOLID franchise.

Colin King is the heir to a wealthy British family. Raised in Asia, Colin eventually became a master of the secret ninja arts. Returning home, Colin has now provided his skills and services to British Intelligence, undertaking deadly missions and battling the greatest evils of the world!

On second thought, this sounds like cultural appropriation, white savior-ism, and basically all the social justice sins that killed Iron Fist. I'll be the first to say, "I want my ninjas to be Japanese." But Ninjak can be so very cool if done right and doesn't necessarily have to lean on the cultural appropriation angle much. Ninjak is so very cool and so rife for cross-media potential, I'm amazed no one has optioned the character for film.







#4
 THE SHREDDER

One of the reasons why the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles have endured for so long and continue to endure is due to having an equally great character to oppose them: The Shredder. Blending both classic Japanese armor and 90's comic extremism into one wicked (and massively imitated) design. Shredder is both scary and fun at the same time (meaning both kids and adults can appreciate him), his character being adaptive to both children's programing or mature narratives.

There's something instantly appealing about Shredder (hint: it's all the blades and the armor). The fact that he can take on all four turtles single-handed and defeat them says volumes about his skill level. And leading a group of evil ninja shows you mean business. I've loved Shredder since I was a kid and still think he's one of the best comic book villains ever created.

Oh yeah, and he's one of the few comic book ninjas who's actually Japanese!










#3
ELEKTRA
Strong, mysterious, and deadly; Elektra, in my mind, is one of Marvel's strongest and most interesting female characters. Originally intended to be a one-off character for a single issue of Daredevil, Elektra quickly grew into a favorite of Frank Miller's (her creator) and the fans. Her original saga too became one of the defining arcs for the Man Without Fear and it wasn't long after that she became a full fledged independent character.

Is she a ninja? Well, if she isn't she's the closest you can get. Her long history with The Hand, either in opposition or in allegiance to, inclines me to give her the title of ninja. A master assassin, Elektra is one of the coolest Marvel characters, male or female, among their entire universe.







#2
PSYLOCKE
My favorite Marvel ninja is, without a doubt, the X-Woman named Psylocke. Now, Psylocke wasn't originally a ninja nor Japanese. Betsy Braddock was the mutant sister of Brian Braddock a.k.a. Captain Britain. After joining the X-Men Betsy's mind was transferred into a Japanese woman, Kwannon, a ninja assassin rival of The Hand. Psylocke gained all of Kwannon's ninja powers and Kwannon's badass personality while retaining her mutant telepathic and psionic powers.

I first came to know Psylocke during the 90's X-Men renaissance. She had an intense personality about her, stoic and badass, and wielding a frickin katana! One look at this character and you knew instantly how cool she was. Nowadays the whole "body swap" aspect of her story is seen as white appropriation and they've since placed Betsy back in her original body (sadly, no longer a ninja). I guess it's a good thing? All for the best?

No matter what, I will always think of Psylocke as the extremely awesome kunoichi (female ninja) I first came to know (just like I will always think of Ms Marvel powered Rogue first).






 
#1
THE TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES

Okay, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are across all mediums just about. Comic books, television, film, and there was once a stage play production too (way back when). But the TMNT made their debut in this world through the comic book medium and there they have continued to endure. As such I've decided their best place is here.

I was just the right age when the initial TMNT action figure craze took the world by storm (35 years old... ha! Just kidding. More like 5 years olds). The Ninja Turtles have long been a part of my fandom. Truthfully I wasn't introduced to them through comics but rather through the action figures and then the original animated series. I received their comic books shortly thereafter. While my obsession with the Ninja Turtles isn't as strong as it once was when I was in single digits, they still hold a strong place in my fandom heart.

If I had to pick my favorite among the turtles it'd have to be Leonardo. He wields my favorite weapon among them, the katana. Ninjas are masters of many weapons but the sword has always held the most allure for me personally. And Leonardo is the most "ninja" of them all placing priority on stealth and concealment when his brothers throw caution to the wind and act more like super heroes than ninjas (not a bad thing, mind you). Also, Leonardo's skills are the best among his brothers (Raphael being the only one to challenge him on this). In short, Leo exemplifies almost all the characteristics I love about ninjas!

While Leo is my favorite among them, I do love all four of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and probably always will.

And there you have it! My top favorite ninjas: comic book edition!

Who are your favorite ninjas!

Leave a comment below!

And for more Top Ten Ninjas check out these other lists below!




TOP TEN FAVORITE NINJAS (VIDEO GAMES: MALE)
TOP TEN FAVORITE NINJAS (VIDEO GAMES: FEMALE)
 TOP TEN FIGHTING GAME GUYS
TOP TEN FIGHTING GAME GALS

TOP TEN CINEMA SAMURAI

And for more posts on my obsession with ninjas check out these others as well!

Way of the Ninja: Kunoichi 


Kage No Gundan ~ Shadow Warriors Season One
(a show set in feudal Japan about ninjas!)


(it says samurai but ninjas are included too) 
(The film responsible for the status of ninjas today in pop culture.)
 
(A brief examination of female ninjas and how cool and dangerous these women were.)
 
(A survey in which I asked coworkers who they thought would win and a story based on the outcome.)
 
 (A list of my favorite fighting game males, some of which are ninjas!)
 
(A list of my favorite fighting game females, many of which are ninjas!)

(my favorite video game ninja!)
 
And for more of Blood Work's Top Ten Lists check out the lists below!


TOP TEN JOHN CARPENTER FILMS

Tuesday, December 18, 2018

COMICS IN REVIEW: INFINITY WARS ~ SLEEPWALKER #4

Hello everyone! As some of you may know, I am writing for the website COMICONVERSE. I have been covering the current comic books from Marvel Comics and BOOM! Studios such as Doctor Strange and Kong of Skull Island. And really anything I want to review.

For myself and anyone else interested I am documenting each of my articles here at Blood Work.

If you haven't checked out this latest article here you go!
 





The dream has come to an end.

I was ridiculously excited about this mini series from the moment it was announced. So excited in fact that it was garnering a bit of playful ridicule here and there. I am self aware enough to know what I am, a person with very odd tastes, and I knew that I was probably the only one who was excited about this. Just because I have weird tastes doesn't mean what I like is bad, right? Or that I can't tell the difference between something bad and something good (at least I hope that's the case). 

Maybe I can't anymore... it's been a weird year and self reflection points to me not knowing what's good from what's bad anymore. Can you go senile in your thirties?

So, anyway, sometimes these books sound great in theory but in actuality fall hard on their faces. Such was not the case here. I loved all four issues, from the art to the story, and wish there were more. The only issue I found a little wanting was issue #2. There was a section in #2 that spent way too much time away from Sleepwalker and with those mostly irrelevant "Infinity Warps" characters (ugh, talk about a waste of time). The other issues didn't have this problem whatsoever.

Now there's a holding pattern that I'm in. A "wait and see" approach whether enough other readers enjoyed this book to warrant a continuation in another book. The last few pages hint at possibly more on the horizon, and I sure hope so. But I'm not gonna hold my breath as many books have teased such things only to amount to nothing (here's looking at you Doctor Strange: Damnation).

But we're gonna be hopeful and stay positive, and eagerly await more adventures with these characters and this creative team which I think works so very well together.

For my full review click on the links above!

And for more of my bizarre and strange tastes feel free to read up on my previous reviews as well!

 



THE INFINITY ENTITY

THE LIFE OF CAPTAIN MARVEL #2
 
DECODING THE DnA OF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (PART 3)
DECODING THE DnA OF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (PART 2)
DECODING THE DnA OF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (PART 1)




Wednesday, December 12, 2018

CASTING OUT PODS: EPISODE #003

 
Finally our voices can be heard... again. Now live is the third episode of Blood Work's very own podcast! Just like our blog here, the podcast is dedicated to celebrating all things horror and cinematic bloodletting in all its facets. Listen to the Blood Work staffers gush about our favorite horror movies, new horror movies, and basically whatever we want.
 
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Episode #3 showcases a fairly detailed look at Horror Anthologies also known as Portmanteau films. Listen as we talk about the different aspects of horror anthologies that we like, the peculiar format, the challenges, the unique strengths, and surprising immunities. And of course, there's a HUGE list of horror anthology films that we talk about and gush over. Hopefully you've seen a few of these and at the very least are curious about this weird and wonderful horror format. 
 
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