Monday, July 25, 2016

SILVER TONGUED SILVER SCREEN: THE SHALLOWS (2016)


JAWS will always be king of the shark movies and to another degree one of the finest "When Animals Attack!" movies. There are numerous films in these genres but very few that could be considered high quality. JAWS 2 I personally feel is the best of the Jaws sequels and a movie that I do enjoy, but nowhere near the film the original is. The last shark movie I saw in a theater was the 1999 film DEEP BLUE SEA. I missed OPEN WATER and I saw only part of SHARK NIGHT. Then there are the numerous fun shark movies like Sharknado, Sharktopus, Mega Shark Vs Giant Octopus, and so on. Fun movies to be sure but a far cry from Jaws caliber. SAND SHARKS was the last of these that I saw.

THE SHALLOWS attempts to return the shark film genre to a frightening realistic scope. Recall the opening scene in Jaws where Chrissie is attacked. She's bitten and pulled under and then let go. Fear floods her system as she realizes what's happening to her. And then the shark comes back for another bite. There's no humor. Simply raw terror. The Shallows is essentially the opening scene of Jaws played out over the span of 1 hour and 26 minutes. White-knuckled terror with little room for anything else.

The Shallows is the best shark film I've seen since Jaws.


THE PLOT

Nancy recently lost her mother to cancer. To deal with her grief she sets out on her own following in her mother's footsteps from when she was Nancy's age. This pilgrimage takes her to a serene secluded beach away from tourists, away from vacation spots. A beach the locals call paradise. Her mother surfed off this beach years ago. Now it's Nancy's turn. After hours of surfing she notices something big floating in the water about two hundred yards out. She swims over to it and discovers it is a floating whale carcass, blood staining the water all around her. Then she feels movement in the water beneath her. Something bites into her leg and pulls her down. It lets go. In a panic Nancy swims to the surface and climbs on top of the whale carcass. Then she sees a large gray fin slicing through the water around her.

THE GOOD

The Shark. What makes or breaks these movies more often than not is the shark. Fake looking animatronics, terrible computer generated effects, and so on litter most of the shark films in existence. The shark in this film, with a few minor exceptions, looks more convincing than any other CGI shark in film. CGI effects have come a long way since Deep Blue Sea. The shark is big and mean and unrelenting. There isn't a shark in any other film as scary as this guy.

Sorry, Bruce, your movie is still the best but you've been replaced as the scariest shark.

In the real world there are urban myths about a thirty foot great white rumored to hunt off the shores of Cape Town, South Africa. Far bigger than any other recorded great white shark, this fish earned the nickname "Submarine" on account of its large size and black coloring (look it up on google if you don't believe me). I couldn't help but think of Submarine while watching the Shallows.

Survival Thriller. Where Jaws was a high sea adventure film, a neo Moby Dick in many ways, The Shallows mirrors films like THE EDGE or THE GREY. A story about a human being stranded where the environment will kill them if the man-eating predator doesn't kill them first. The character of Nancy is fighting the elements as well as the shark. She has to rely on her intelligence and resourcefulness to survive. Nancy is fighting the clock too. No food. Losing blood. And the tide is rising, slowly swallowing the tiny rock formation she is marooned on. Everything in the film is against her.

THE BAD

Bloody Tame. The gore in The Shallows is pretty insubstantial. The film is PG-13 so sadly no nudity and no gore. I don't need gore to enjoy a good horror film and this movie is almost good enough that it doesn't need it. But a staple of every shark movie is that one scene where you see the shark bite into a character, that person writhing and screaming. It's usually the most shocking moment in the film and a brutal reality check that makes your blood run cold. All the shark attacks in this film either happen off screen or at a distance. It's not necessarily a bad thing but it really is a shame given how vicious and scary the shark in this film turned out to be. Even so I still enjoyed the hell out of this movie.

THE VERDICT

Blake Lively and director Juame Collet-Serra deliver the best shark movie in decades. Less Jaws and more in the vein of a survival thriller, The Shallows is a taut suspenseful experience. Never has there been a shark on screen so vivid and realistic in appearance. Jaws made you afraid to go into the water. The Shallows reminds you why you were afraid to back into the water. Save for the limitations of being rated PG-13, this movie gives you the shark film you've been wanting to see since Jaws.

Overall Ranking: 7 out of 10


Friday, July 22, 2016

COMICS IN REVIEW: DOCTOR STRANGE #9

Hello everyone! As some of you may know, I am writing for the website COMICONVERSE. I have been covering the current comic books from Marvel Comics Guardians of Infinity and Doctor Strange.

For myself and anyone else interested I am documenting each of my articles here at Blood Work.

If you haven't checked out this latest article here you go!





Stephen Strange is taking pages out of the books of all the popular archeologists, first Lara Croft and now Indiana Jones, in the latest issue of Doctor Strange. The relics are gathered, the players are ready. Now it's time for the good doctor and his fellow magic users to take back sorcery for good. It's time for war. Gear up for the coming climax next issue with this latest chapter from Jason Aaron and Chris Bachalo.

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Thursday, July 21, 2016

COMICS IN REVIEW: GUARDIANS OF INFINITY #7

Hello everyone! As some of you may know, I am writing for the website COMICONVERSE. I have been covering the current comic books from Marvel Comics Guardians of Infinity and Doctor Strange.

For myself and anyone else interested I am documenting each of my articles here at Blood Work.

If you haven't checked out this latest article here you go!






As the story draws to a close all the pieces begin falling into place and our heroes, the Guardians of Infinity, prepare for the final showdown with one of the gravest threats ever to beset all time and space. Once again a fantastic effort from Dan Abnett and Carlo Barberi. The secondary story has some wonderful art by Gerardo Sandoval but beyond that it is entirely worthless. 

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Sunday, July 17, 2016

SILVER TONGUED SILVER SCREEN: TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES - OUT OF THE SHADOWS (2016)


It was somewhere in the late 1980's when I was in single digits where I received my first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles action figure (it was Michelangelo) and then I began religiously watching the  cartoon. Seeing the original live action film in 1990 was one of the biggest moments in my young life, seeing the turtles on the big screen for the first time. For a long time I thought the second film, SECRET OF THE OOZE, was a far superior movie to the first. But even as a kid I could tell that the third film had dropped off in quality. For me personally though, the 2007 film TMNT, is my favorite. As you may have guessed, the ninja turtles hold a special place in my heart.

I know I'm a little late on this one but I finally saw TEENAGE MUTANT NINJA TURTLES: OUT OF THE SHADOWS. This is the sequel to the 2014 TMNT reboot produced by Michael Bay. Anyone familiar with Michael Bay's action films and the TRANSFORMERS franchise could clearly see that the studio was trying to repeat the success of the Transformers films with another beloved 80's children's franchise. The 2014 film gave audiences a jarringly different take on the Turtles, Shredder, April, and basically the whole story. From everyone I had talked to the reactions to this new TMNT interpretation were mixed.

Now we have the sequel. And it is everything I ever wanted to see in a big screen live action TMNT movie.

THE PLOT

While being transferred to a new super-max prison, the Foot Clan attempts to spring Shredder from custody. The Turtles arrive to put a stop to Shredder's shenanigans when suddenly the Shredhead is  teleported to another dimension ~ Dimension X. Shredder meets Krang, a brain with a face and tentacle arms with a Death Star-like battleship called the Technodrome. Shredder allies himself with Krang and opens a wormhole in time and space above New York City through which the Technodrome can enter our universe. It is up to the Turtles, April, and the rest of the gang to not only save the city but to save the world.

THE GOOD

80's Cartoon Nostalgia. When Turtles III came out in 1993 and I found out the movie focused around time-travel, I hoped that the turtles would go into the future and meet Krang along with a smorgasbord of cool creatures and mutants that I had seen in the cartoon. Well we didn't get that. Out of the Shadows is basically the movie I wanted to see in 1993. A live action Technodrome. The Turtle Van. Bebop and Rocksteady. Krang and his robot humanoid suit! All of these aspects are wonderful and easily the highlight of the film. This movie takes everything you loved about the old cartoon series or the old toys and gives it to you in a movie!

The Visual Effects. It's no surprise that a big budget summer blockbuster nowadays has stunning special effects. It's to be expected. But for some reason this movie looks really good. Krang I especially loved being as he reminded me a lot of the alien creatures from Tobe Hooper's sci-fi horror classic INVADERS FROM MARS (1986) designed by Stan Winston. Bebop and Rocksteady are also quite enjoyable, more so than the turtles in some instances. And it was nice to see that the Turtles had been scaled down a bit in size from the last movie. They're still Hulk-huge but not quite so freakishly big as they were in the last movie.

THE BAD

Target Audience? With exception of the Turtles' redesign from the last movie, everything on screen seemed as if it were meant for an audience in their late twenties or early thirties, the generation who grew up with the original cartoon and the original toy line. But the acting direction and dialog all seemed to suggest the target audience was for kids twelve years and under. Then there is the casual swearing thrown in the dialog which suggests yet another demographic, one you wouldn't expect would include twelve year olds and under. As a result the tone of the visuals doesn't mesh with the direction. Whom is this movie for? Personally I would've liked to have seen the direction embrace the twelve year old or embrace the thirty year old, not both. The film has good actors, but the direction they were seemingly given was to model their approach off of direct to video B movies from the 90's.

And Leonardo is still mostly worthless, using his swords once, and being a jerk throughout most of the movie. It's like the filmmakers sat around a table and said, "What should we do with Leo?" "No one likes Leo. Everybody likes Raph, Mike, and Donny. So who cares if Leo is done well or not."

THE VERDICT

Visually Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles: Out of the Shadows delivers everything a fan of the 90's cartoon and toys could ever want. The acting direction however leaves the now thirty year old target audience shaking their heads. The acting direction in this film will render it impossible to watch as the years go by. The 2007 film TMNT remains reigning champion of the Turtles films in terms of quality with Secret of the Ooze a close second. My inner child was cheering throughout this movie but my exterior adult was saying, "Yeah... If I never see this movie again I'll be okay."

Overall Ranking: 5 out of 10 
(saved by the visuals)
Good. Average.

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THE SAGA OF THE KING OF THE MONSTERS ~ PART 8: SON OF GODZILLA (1967)


1967 was the year of the kaiju for the world. The popularity of kaiju films was at an all-time high in 1967 that every major film studio in Japan produced their own kaiju epic. Nikkatsu Studios released GAPPA ~ THE TRIPHIBIAN MONSTER (reminiscent of GORGO). Shochiku Studios released THE X FROM OUTER SPACE, Daiei Studios released GAMERA VS GYAOS, and Toho Studios released KING KONG ESCAPES and SON OF GODZILLA. Even South Korea threw their hat in the game releasing YONGGARY, MONSTER OF THE DEEP. With the original ULTRAMAN series playing on television too, 1967 must've been a kaiju fan's paradise.

SON OF GODZILLA was directed by Jun Fukuda with special effects by Tsuburaya protegee Sadamasa Arikawa. The film also featured an all-star cast with Tadao Takashima, Akira Kubo, Akihiko Hirata, Kenji Sahara, and Yoshio Tsuchiya. Also starring in the film was jungle beauty Bibari Maeda as Riko in her only Godzilla series appearance. The eighth film in the franchise is notable for many aspects including bringing more giant insects into the Toho kaiju roster (in addition to Mothra and the Meganulons) and giving us Godzilla's adopted son, Minilla a.k.a. Minya.

THE PLOT

A secret United Nations research team travels to an uninhabited island to conduct a series of experiments aimed at controlling weather patterns. While there they discover that the island isn't as uninhabited as they thought. Giant praying mantises roam the jungles. A baby Godzilla hatches from an egg and calls out to the adult Godzilla. Just when things couldn't get any worse a giant spider called Kumonga appears. The research team needs to leave the island before they are killed by all the kaiju and the key to their salvation rests on them completing the experiment.

THE GOOD

Giant Insects. Toho had done other insect-like kaiju in the past with Mothra and the Meganulons (the latter from the 1956 film Rodan) but neither of them were as complex to execute as the Kamacuras or Kumonga. Much of the American monster movies from that time or a decade earlier were filled with giant insects like the giant ants from THEM (1954), THE DEADLY MANTIS (1957), TARANTULA (1955), THE BLACK SCORPION (1957), and others. With the exception of Mothra, it's interesting that Toho rarely used insect monsters in their films. The most likely reason for this was probably due the incredible difficultly of bringing such characters to life in an effective and convincing way. Kamacuras and Kumonga are really only showcased in this film and are the major highlights for many reasons including the rarity of seeing kaiju sized insects in a Toho film.
Art by Yasushi Torisawa

Puppet Masters. As mentioned above, the most significant reason why a giant praying mantis or giant spider rarely appeared in tokusatsu films was due to the logistical nightmare of realizing them on screen in a believable way. There's a reason why Toho's monster movies were wildly successful around the world. They were well done films. To achieve the same level of realism as their previous films Kumonga and the Kamacuras had to be 100% marionettes. Imagine having eight or more puppeteers working the strings on one kaiju, each person having to sync their movements with the others to achieve realistic motion. When watching this movie the kaiju look realistic and their movements are fluid. It's staggering to think about the level of success Sadamasa Arikawa achieved in bringing these insects to life, especially Kumonga. It is also quite telling of the difficulty the technicians endured in that both Kamacuras and Kumonga rarely appeared in other films.
Art by Yasushi Torisawa

Jungle Epic. Son of Godzilla taps into a new genre for the series, Jungle movies. Son of Godzilla creates a fun and dangerous atmosphere. Masaru Sato's score exemplifies this feeling of a wilderness safari mixed with wonder and terror as the monsters appear. Bibari Maeda as Riko fulfills the Tarzan character role placing a fresh gender-swap on the archetype, not to mention being visually appealing. The previous Godzilla film in the series, Godzilla Vs the Sea Monster, was the first these island-setting films in the series. Son of Godzilla, while essentially repeating locales, differentiates itself from Sea Monster through the balance of tones mentioned above and fully embracing the jungle film genre.
Art by Yasushi Torisawa

THE BAD

The Son of Godzilla. Up until film eight one could be in denial of the fact that Godzilla films were downshifting from adult horror/disaster films to children's monster movies despite a few obvious signs. With Son of Godzilla there was no denying it anymore. The franchise had now fully embraced the children's entertainment shift thrusting Minya in our faces. Take this however you want, either good or bad, Godzilla was now a protector. Personally Minya is my least favorite kaiju in Toho's roster. Does Minya hurt the movie though?

No. Minya is part of a well balanced film. The Kamacuras and Kumonga are among some of Toho's creepiest and more skin-crawling kaiju. Minya on the other hand provides a counter-balance in his chubby toddler-like way. Having a toddler of my own now, Son of Godzilla connects with me in a way it never has before. Portrayed wonderfully by 'Little Man' Machan, with a surprisingly accurate anthropomorphic kaiju-suit design reminiscent of real-life toddlers, Machan captured that real life child-like wonder at the world. Personally what once was viewed with disdain is now perceived in a new light. I loved this film as a child, I've spent probably the last ten years not giving the film much thought and even disregard it outright by virtue of Minya's presence, and now I love it again.
Art by Yasushi Torisawa

Basically the last paragraph was a long winded explanation of how I once saw Minya as nothing but a detriment to the series and now my point of view has been altered. I guess he's not so bad. Having a child of my own to compare with, 'Little Man' Machan nailed it.

THE VERDICT

The giant bugs that typified 50's and 60's American horror films finally make their way to Japan (Yes, there was Mothra but Mothra isn't your average giant insect. More on that later). Embracing the classic jungle movie esthetics, complete with their (female) Tarzan character, Jun Fukuda delivers a well balanced film with remarkable special effects. Top it off with an all-star Toho cast making Son of Godzilla a wonderful film all around.
Art by Yasushi Torisawa

Toho shifts Godzilla naturally to a softer protector using a child kaiju as the catalyst, rather than forcing the change from destroyer to savior. Godzilla's change to a hero has been gradual over the last four films and now it seems he has finally made the complete transition.

Overall Ranking: 7 out of 10

Category: Transcendence
(a film enjoyed by both the adolescent and adult Godzilla fan)


Note: I watched my original Video Treasures VHS tape from 1987 before reviewing this film as I prefer the AIP english dub to the international english dub present on the dvd (now out of print). The AIP english dub is far superior to the english track on the dvd and it is my hope that the AIP dub will one day surface on dvd or blu-ray.

The 1987 Video Treasures VHS release of Son of Godzilla

Tuesday, July 5, 2016

TOP TEN MARVEL SUPER VILLAINS

THE TOP TEN MARVEL SUPER VILLAINS


DISCLAIMER:

A hero is only a good as his villain. Marvel has a lot of great heroes, so by the logic of the first sentence there must also be oppositely vile villains. Blood Work has compiled a list of the Marvel Universe's top ten most despicable villains, respectively.

This list is NOT about the most powerful or even the most diabolical. It is a list of the most RECOGNIZABLE villains in Marvel's comic book history. Giving the badguys respect where respect is due.



#11 
MEPHISTO

The prince of darkness and ruler of the underworld, Mephisto is Marvel's equivalent to the Judaeo-Christian devil, Lucifer or Satan or the Morning Star or whatever your preferred demonic nomenclature. Created by Stan Lee and John Buscema in 1968, Mephisto has been plaguing Marvel's heroes for decades. Silver Surfer has felt the fiery sting of Mephisto's wrath perhaps the most of any Marvel hero followed closely by the Ghost Rider. Doctor Strange is one of the few heroes who has seen and fought the full power of this arch demon.

The greatest lie the Devil ever told was when he convinced the world that he did not exist. Mephisto prefers a degree of anonymity thus earning him the honorable mention eleventh spot on our list. He may be far more powerful and eviler than everyone on this list but not a whole lot of people, comic book readers or otherwise, know about him. If this were a power level ranking he'd almost if not be on the top of the list.



#10 
THE KINGPIN

Wilson Fisk a.k.a. the Kingpin of Crime is perhaps the most prominent figure in organized crime across the entire United States and several countries in Asia. The Mafia, the Triads, the Yakuza, they all bow to him and his ruthlessness. Not only is Fisk well organized, well funded, and extremely motivated, he is also a powerful physical force. He may look tubby but what his fancy suit actually hides is a mountain of muscle. Kingpin is a formidable hand to hand fighter trained in the martial arts.

Created in 1967 by Stan Lee and John Romita, Kingpin has been running organized crime since the silver age of Marvel Comics. He has crossed many heroes from Spider-Man, Daredevil, the Punisher, Captain America, and Wolverine and he's beaten them a time or two as well. Anyone experiencing the world of Marvel either by reading or watching knows who the Kingpin is.



#9 
THE MANDARIN

Descendant of the warlord Genghis Khan, carrying on the will of his ancestors for total domination, the Mandarin is one of the most powerful and deadly enemies in all of Marvel. He is a scientific genius, martial arts master, and the wielder of the ten rings. Each of the ten rings gives him absolute control over specific properties such as the mind, thermals, atmosphere, concussive blasts, and many more. With his intelligence and determination, the Mandarin has proven himself a world level threat.

Created in 1964 by Stan Lee and Don Heck, the Mandarin is the nemesis of Marvel hero Tony Stark a.k.a. Iron Man. He has fought many of Marvel's greatest heroes including the Hulk, the Avengers, Thor, and others, always requiring the most powerful of Earth's heroes to stop him. He has even manipulated the kaiju size dragon Fin Fang Foom into doing his evil bidding. The Mandarin is one of Marvel's top tier villains.



#8 
KANG THE CONQUERER

Scourge of the past, present, and future, Kang has imperiled the entire space/time continuum countless times. Hailing from the future, Kang is the distant descendant of Reed Richards of the Fantastic Four. Possessed with remarkable scientific genius, technologically superior in every way, and a mad ambition of domination, whether it's ancient Egypt, modern day New York City, or the far flung future, Kang has threatened it all.

Created in 1963 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Kang has battled nearly every hero in the Marvel universe from the Fantastic Four, the X-Men, the Avengers, and even the Guardians of the Galaxy. He has even fought himself in his alternate personas of Rama-Tut and Immortus. Threats rarely come more powerful or as far reaching as Kang the Conquerer.



#7 
ULTRON

Born from the genius of Hank Pym a.k.a. Ant-Man, Ultron was supposed to be the Avengers' greatest ally, programmed with the daunting task of saving the world. Through a twist of fate Ultron became self-aware and decided that the only way to save the Earth was to stop the creatures threatening the planet: Humans. Possessing a vast network of technology and weaponry, constantly upgrading chassis, and an unstoppable drive to complete the mission, instead of creating their greatest ally, Hank Pym created perhaps their greatest enemy.

Created in 1968 by Roy Thomas and John Buscema, Ultron is one of the worst threats the Avengers have ever faced. Capable of thinking on countless different levels, able to escape easily along an electric current, Ultron has been one of the Avengers most tenacious foes ever. Through a merger with the techno-organic virus known as the Phalanx, Ultron nearly conquered the entire universe had it not been for the Guardians of the Galaxy. How can one hope to ever be rid of an enemy as resourceful and hellbent on a mission as Ultron?



#6 
APOCALYPSE

En Sabah Nur was born thousands of years ago in the Biblical era of Egypt. Claiming to be the first mutant and thusly to be the last, En Sabah Nur believes in two things. 1: Survival of the fittest. And 2: It is his destiny to bring about the Apocalypse (the Biblical event). He was there at the beginning and so too shall he be there at its end. He's not here to conquer. He's here to end it all.

Created in 1986 by Walt and Louise Simonson, Apocalypse is primarily an enemy of the X-Men and all the teams and characters under the X-umbrella of Marvel's universe. Even so, he is a force beyond most others. Possessing nigh limitless power and a seemingly unkillable lifeforce, this villain at one time ruled the whole Marvel universe. That era was called THE AGE OF APOCALYPSE.

Nuff said.


#5
LOKI

God of mischief, frost giant, adopted son of Odin with a chip on his shoulder, and a destiny to start Ragnarok (the Norse equivalent of the Apocalypse). Loki is one of the most cunning and complex villains in the Marvel Universe. At once time he was clearly evil. Then he died and was reborn with a clean slate conflicted by love for his brother Thor and a dark destiny of deceit. At one time he was a blonde man, then a dark haired woman, then a child, and then a man again with black hair. As the years go on the more curious and complex Loki becomes.

Created in 1962 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, the Norse God of mischief is one Marvel's earliest and premiere villains. The primary enemy of the god of thunder, Thor, translates to Loki being one of the most potent sources of villainy in the entire Marvel Universe. Loki was the first enemy of the Avengers and has gone on to cause great calamities for Earth's heroes. Loki has allied himself with many of Earth's vilest villains as well, shepherding yet more chaos throughout the nine realms.


#4 
THE RED SKULL

Nazi. Hydra Agent. Master of Evil. Villains don't come much darker than the Red Skull. If there is one constant in the Marvel Universe it's that the Red Skull is always up to no good. Evil to the core, the Skull has oceans of hate inside of him, cunning and intelligence, and no reservations whatsoever about killing. His constant pursuit of power and intentions to remold the world in his image has led him to become one of the evilest villains in all Marvel.

Created in 1941 by Joe Simon and Jack Kirby, the ruthless Red Skull is among Marvel's first actual super villains. The complete antithesis of Captain America, Red Skull has battled nearly every Marvel hero in pursuit of his mad dream. Whether through physical force of arms, armies and weapons, guile and cunning by infiltrating the political landscape, or raw cosmic power through the Cosmic Cube, the Red Skull is one of Marvel's gravest threats and ultimate villains.


#3 
THE GREEN GOBLIN

 Many have donned the mantle of the Green Goblin, but only one has earned the right to be considered one of Marvel's greatest villains of all time. Norman Osborn is intelligent, conniving, and completely insane. At times donning the mask of a well adjusted reformed individual, Norman has not only directly come into conflict with Marvel's heroes but also found himself in seats of power within the government posing as a hero himself and presenting the actual heroes as villains.

Created in 1964 by Stan Lee, Steve Ditko, and John Romita, Norman Osborn was practically exclusive to Spider-Man, causing the web-slinger untold numbers of problems. The Death of Spider-Man's first love, Gwen Stacy, remains his most legendary triumph but perhaps his greatest success was as leader of the Thunderbolts, killing the Skrull Queen in the Secret Invasion, and ushering in THE DARK REIGN. During this time period Marvel's villains reigned supreme and the heroes had to retreat to the shadows. Needless to say, Norman Osborn a.k.a. the Green Goblin has earned a place at the top, or near the top, of Marvel's list of super villains.


#2 
MAGNETO

Nothing is scarier than a villain who sees himself as the hero. Magneto's sole purpose is to save his people and ensure the survival of mutantkind. This has placed him at odds with humanity. He believes in the same goals as his longtime friend Professor Charles Xavier, but chooses to pursue these goals by different means: that of the extincting or subjugation of homo sapiens. With a mutant mastery of magnetism, Magneto possesses the power to literally change the world.

Created in 1963 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Magneto is one of the most recognizable faces of Marvel's villains. Almost exclusively an X-Men enemy, Magneto's mutant machinations have plunged the entire planet into peril, shifting the Earth's magnetic poles or heading the capture and extermination of humankind in the alternate reality HOUSE OF M. With that much power it is no wonder on occasion that the Avengers and even the Defenders have been called in to thwart the magnetic mutant mastermind.


#1 
DOCTOR DOOM

Tyrannical iron fisted monarch. Maniacal scientific genius. Twisted master of sorcery. Dr. Victor Von Doom's story is one of tragedy and darkness. Losing his parents at a young age, his mother's soul imprisoned by the lord of darkness, Mephisto, and a horribly disfigured face, Dr. Doom's soul is a gruesome as his countenance. A Scholarly rivalry at Empire State with Reed Richards was transformed into the greatest of conflicts often with the fate of the world hanging in the balance. 

Created in 1962 by Stan Lee and Jack Kirby, Dr. Doom has crossed nearly every Marvel hero imaginable in his relentless pursuit of power and dominion. Even with his own world and life at stake, he has always chosen to forego both if it meant the possible acquisition of power. He may not be the most powerful villain in the Marvel Universe but his scheming is like no other. Reed Richards a.k.a. Mr. Fantastic earns the title of the most intelligent man on planet Earth, not merely for his inventions, but for thwarting Dr. Doom's plans time and time again. Through the sheer number of attempts and near successes, Doctor Doom is easily Marvel's most maniacal and recognizable faces of evil.




And there you have it! The Top Ten (eleven) most recognizable Marvel Super Villains, respectively. Marvel obviously has many wonderful super villains, too many to fit in a mere eleven spots. These characters do not necessarily compose my personal top ten Marvel super villains but I like them all. And as a longtime reader and Marvel aficionado, one cannot ignore the significance of these characters and the incredible stories they've been a part of.

The Marvel Universe would not be as great as it is without these dastardly devils. These Masters of Evil. Whether you like them or not, they are all some of Marvel's greatest characters.

Hope you enjoyed the list!

Please list your own top ten Marvel villains in the comments below. My personal favorite top ten Marvel super villains list looks quite different than the list above. But we'll save that for another time.

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Monday, July 4, 2016

KAIJUOLOGY: KUMONGA


Subject: Kumonga a.k.a. Spiga or Spiega

Documentation: Son of Godzilla (1967), Destroy All Monsters (1968), and Godzilla: Final Wars (2004)

History: In 1955 Japanese archeologist Dr. Matsumiya and his young daughter Riko set out on an expedition to Solgel Island, a remote uninhibited island in the Pacific. During his study on Solgel Dr. Matsumiya discovered multiple fossils of prehistoric animals, some of which have been linked to the kaiju of modern day. Matsumiya's findings have been critical in kaijuological studies and supplied much of what we know today about the history of these modern monsters.

One night Matsumiya's camp was attacked by 25 foot tall creatures resembling praying mantises. The radio equipment was smashed and Matsumiya and his daughter fled into the jungle. They found refuge in a cave and later salvaged whatever they could from their camp, moving it all into the cave. Stranded with no way to contact the outside world, Matsumiya continued with his study of the island while raising his daughter, Riko.

The Matsumiyas soon discovered another creature living on the island in which the giant mantises paled in comparison. An enormous spider which he and his daughter named KUMONGA. The colossal spider dwarfed the praying mantises in sheer size and even prayed upon the mantises for sustenance. They father/daughter duo continued their survey and research of Solgel until suddenly in 1960 Dr. Matsumiya passed away, leaving his daughter alone to survive on an island of monsters.

Seven years later another team of scientists and technicians arrived at Solgel Island to conduct a secret weather control experiment for the United Nations. A Japanese team led by Dr. Kusumi, the goal of the mission was the manipulation of weather patterns and barometric pressure. A key element in the experiment was the elevation and detonation of a radioactive isotope at a specific altitude. During the team's first field test radio interference caused their equipment to malfunction resulting in the isotope being detonated at the wrong elevation. A tropical maelstrom engulfed the island pouring down rain with temperatures rising nearly 200 degrees.

Inadvertently Dr. Kusumi replicated weather conditions last seen on the Earth at the dawn of time. The extreme heat, moisture, and radioactivity created a compressed hyper-evolutionary environment for the creatures on the island. After the storm passed, Dr. Kusumi and the others emerged from their barracks to discover the 25 foot tall praying mantises, now named KAMACURAS, had grown tenfold, nearly the size of Godzilla himself.

Shortly thereafter, the team encountered Riko Matsumiya, now a beautiful young woman. Riko had survived the maelstrom and the previous seven years in a hidden cave on the island. There she provided Dr. Kusumi with all her father's notes and research on the island including the information on Kumonga, the hideous gargantuan spider. Like Riko, Kumonga managed to escape any harm that may have befallen it from the storm by burrowing underground. Riko revealed to the team the rocky pit in which the kaiju lay buried beneath.

Later a young kaiju (seemingly an infant of Godzilla's species) and a Kamacuras engaged in a battle near Kumonga's lair. Kumonga rose from its slumber and climbed out of the pit. Riko and another member of the team watched as the horrible arachnid pulled itself up out of the earth. Kumonga tried to ensnare the two humans in its web. They escaped but the spider followed them to Riko's cave where it attacked the entire team. Unable to obtain any of Dr. Kusumi's team, the kaiju instead covered the exterior of the cave in webbing and retreated elsewhere, happening upon the Kamacuras and infant Godzilla.

Quickly the giant spider bound both the little Godzilla and the Kamacuras in its web, dealing the giant mantis a fatal blow with its stinger. Kumonga was a moment away from stinging the infant Godzilla when the adult Godzilla himself happened upon the kaiju. The two titanic creatures engaged in battle, Godzilla first with his radioactive breath, Kumonga attacking with its webbing. Meanwhile Dr. Kusumi and his team opted for one more attempt at the experiment in hopes of lowering the temperature of the island and freezing all the kaiju present.

While Godzilla fought Kumonga, the team rushed to complete preparations. They successfully completed the experiment, detonating the isotope at the proper altitude. Immediately the temperature began to drop. Snow fell from the sky as Kumonga and Godzilla battled. Kumonga's paralyzing webbing and a stinger to Godzilla's eye nearly had the king of the monsters down for the count. Much of the poison in Kumonga's sting oozed out of Godzilla's eye wound and the king kaiju was able to mount a counterattack. Godzilla battered the arachnid over and over and the cold temperatures slowed the spider's movements. With the help of the little kaiju, Godzilla was able to defeat Kumonga.

At that time a United Nations submarine surfaced off the shores of Solgel and rescued Dr. Kusumi and his team and Riko Matsumiya. Riko's father's notes were presented to the world and contributed immensely to the burgeoning field of kaijuology. A posthumous Nobel Prize was awarded, one in which Riko Matsumiya graciously accepted on behalf of her father. Riko soon became a kaijuologist herself and a year later helped head another expedition to Solgel. There they discovered the spider monster yet alive and still healing from its battle with Godzilla.
Interior artwork for the book Godzilla Invades America by Bob Eggleton

ATTACK ON KILAAK

While Kumonga was healing, essentially in self-induced stasis, Riko helped head the United Nations operation to capture and transport the eight-legged kaiju to a new location upon the Ogasawara Islands. This was the first move in what would prove to be a thirty year project of tracking and relocating kaiju across the world. Kumonga was the first resident of what would eventually be called Monsterland and later Monster Island.

In the year 1999 the Earth was attacked by the alien invaders known as the Kilaaks. All the monsters were freed and loosed upon the world. The Kilaaks controlled the beasts through their advanced technology. Earth's forces eventually severed the Kilaaks control over the monsters. Kumonga and the other earth monsters rose to defend the planet against the Kilaaks. At the base of Mount Fuji in the Aokigahara Forest, Kumonga and the other kaiju battled against the Kilaak controlled King Ghidorah. Kumonga covered the three-headed space monster in its paralyzing webbing. Earth's kaiju triumphed and returned to Ogasawara. There the giant spider has remained ever since.

KUMONGA'S BIOLOGY

Gigas-Trigonotarbida Araneae, Kumonga exhibits countless traits inherent to all common modern day Araneae yet also features traits similar with the extinct order Trigonotarbida. Believed to be the ancestor of modern spiders, some kaijuologists theorize Kumonga to be one of the original species of Arachnid to exist on Earth, the progenitor spider species from which all spiders have evolved. No spider in existence today has the combination of traits that Kumonga does making the kaiju a true glimpse into the past.

The kaiju arachnid has eight primary legs and two more smaller legs on both sides of its face. It possesses two small mandibular appendages on both sides of its mouth and eight eyes laid out in an array of four per facial hemisphere. It has black and yellow coloring and a nigh impenetrable exoskeleton, the thickest areas at the ends of each leg. The kaiju also uses these thick pointed ends of its legs as another means of attack. Among the largest kaiju on record, the colossal spider with all eight legs spread wide to the ground covers a larger circumference than any other kaiju with Biollante and Dogora being the only exceptions. With legs together and stiff, the spider stands as tall as Godzilla.

Kumonga possesses the ability to spit silk webbing, a trait found in the scytodidae family of arachnids. The webbing spewed from Kumonga exits as a liquid, quickly congealing into a sticky silk like substance. As it exits, the wedding is coated in a paralytic poison produced in the venom glands housed in Kumonga's chelicerae. The webbing anesthetizing its prey in addition to binding the body, allowing the mammoth spider ample time to approach its prey and deliver a lethal dose of poison. Kumonga's webbing is extremely durable. Fire or extreme heat sources are the only known means of escape from the webbing.

Perhaps Kumonga's most deadly attribute is its stinger. Hidden within its chelicerae (the various pieces of its mouth) large venom glands secrete a gargantuan dose of poison through the stinger. The exact amount of venom injected from one sting has yet to be approximated but the amount is enough to kill an adult sized kaiju. The speed at which the venom is delivered is instantaneous, a staggering thought given the amount of liquid transferring from one beast to another.

And lastly, Kumonga has the strength of limbs to leap great distances, similar to the modern day Salticidae family of spiders. Primarily an antagonistic kaiju, Kumonga however has helped defend the Earth from invaders, if only to cover the world in its deadly webbing and consume all life at a later date. Despite having assisted Earth's defender kaiju, Kumonga, given the chance, would kill any and all life to cross its path.

Review: No matter your opinion of the kaiju itself, Kumonga is a tremendous achievement in terms of puppetry and design. The number of technicians and puppeteers required to bring this kaiju to life must've been as many as Kumonga's legs if not more. And to synchronize all of the puppeteers movements with one another in a convincing and lifelike way is astounding. It's also worthy to note that no other appearance of Kumonga's has contained the intricacy of performance as in Son of Godzilla. Maybe that's because it was such a grueling task and painstakingly long rehearsal that they never had time to repeat it for another movie.

If you're like me and spiders both fascinate you and simultaneously make your skin crawl, Kumonga is one of the most effectively realized kaiju in Toho's roster in both regards. And well photographed too. The close-ups and tight camerawork on Kumonga help mask most significant flaws the kaiju puppet may have had. The close shots also make the kaiju that more sinister and frightening. To be under that close of scrutiny also required the puppet to be all the more detailed and finely crafted. Many monster movies (particularly American monster films) often keep the creatures in the dark or at a distance as to hide the flaws in the design. Not here. Kumonga is shown in broad daylight and in your face.

When you take a step back though Kumonga is merely a spider. The design of the kaiju isn't that imaginative. It's a big spider. The arachnid kaiju doesn't make my top favorites nor is it a kaiju I look forward to seeing again on the big screen. Kumonga just doesn't capture my imagination quite like Anguirus, Varan, or Baragon. Shelob and the spiders of Mirkwood in the Middle Earth films were fantastic but pale in comparison to the Balrog or Smaug. This doesn't take away the fact that Kumonga was extremely well done, one of the best realizations of a kaiju in any Godzilla film, Showa, Heisei, or Millenium.

While not a favorite kaiju of mine personally, I have loads of respect for how well done Kumonga was and the incredible effort by Toho's special effects staff to bring it to life. The only event even more impressive in my opinion is the final battle in Destroy All Monsters. And taking into account all the other giant arachnids in cinema, Shelob, the Black Scorpion (1957), Tarantula (1955) and various others, Kumonga is my personal favorite among those.

In addition to Kumonga's film appearances, the kaiju spider has also been featured in multiple Godzilla comic books from IDW, most notably GODZILLA: LEGENDS #5 and periodically appearing in IDW's book GODZILLA and GODZILLA: RULERS OF EARTH. Kumonga was also featured in the Random House books GODZILLA INVADES AMERICA, GODZILLA: JOURNEY TO MONSTER ISLAND, and GODZILLA VS THE SPACE MONSTER, all by author Scott Ciencin with artwork by Bob Eggleton.

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