Friday, October 31, 2014

A SPECIAL THANKS THIS HALLOWEEN SEASON!

Thank you all for coming with me on this horrific journey through the genre. I greatly enjoy this kind of movie and I love sharing that enthusiasm with others. It's rare to meet people who love this stuff as much as I do. So thank you all.

If you know me then you know that I am a big collector. My horror film collection nearly outnumbers all the other genres in my entire DVD/Blu Ray collection. There are a few film distributors that I have to thank for this for it seems as if they love the genre just as much as I do. They links to their sites are posted below each image.













I owe each one of these companies for contributing to my collection. They are one of the biggest reasons why we have what we have. They keep hundreds of titles available and in print. They provide new audiences a chance to discover these classic and wonderful films. They keep the genre alive. They're not paying me to say this (although that would be IMMENSELY cool!). I just wanted to show my appreciation for all the effort they've put into their products. Whether if it's a beautiful film transfer and restoration, gobs of special features, or simply a long lost treasure returned from the vaults their products are worth it. They love the films as much as we do if not more.

I gotta give a big thanks to both Anchor Bay and Shout! Factory. Most of my collection comes from them. I've been purchasing Anchor Bay products since the late 90's including multiple copies of the Halloween films. Shout! Factory seems to have really kicked into high horror gear with some truly amazing releases (like the just released Nightbreed Director's Cut! I just got mine in the mail yesterday!). Keep it up, guys! And I'll keep buying.

Don't stop. Whatever you do don't stop. Keep the blood flowing.

HALLOWEEN HORROR DAYS ~ DAY 31: ROB ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEEN

HAPPY HALLOWEEN!

Well folks, we made it. It is October 31st and the final day of Halloween Horror Days. Today I'm doing a double feature so once you finish here keep scrolling down for the next film of the day. We're going to finish up this Halloween season with one final remake, a much heated and controversial remake amongst horror aficionados. John Carpenter's Halloween is my all time favorite horror film (unless you count the original King Kong and Godzilla as horror films then they'd be my all time favorites). When I heard that Rob Zombie was remaking the one horror film closest to my heart I had mixed emotions.

The Halloween franchise had seen better days by this point. Halloween H20 is probably my most hated Halloween film in the series. And that one was followed up with Halloween Resurrection starring Busta Rhymes. It cleaned up the mess left my H20 but added another mess all on its own by the end. Needless to say I avoid any Halloween films featuring rappers as actors. So again when I heard Mr. Zombie was taking the helm I thought, "Couldn't be as bad as the last two." As for his previous films I liked House of 1,000 Corpses but didn't like Devil's Rejects (that rape scene killed it for me) so I wasn't quite sure what to think. After all, Rob Zombie's style is nothing like John Carpenter.

The film is split into two parts. Part 1 features something we were shown very little of in the original series, namely Michael Myers's childhood. He's the middle child in a white trash verbally abusive family. His mother (Sheri Moon Zombie) is a stripper at the Rabbit In Red club and his father is dead. His surrogate father, a piece of trash named Ronnie, is more a bully and antagonist. Michael has an obsession with killing small animals, rats, cats, dogs, and wearing masks while he kills them. On Halloween night the abuse at home and bullies at school push him over the edge. He kills his school bully, Ronnie, and his older sister and her boyfriend. He's sent to Smith's Grove County Sanitarium for psychiatric evaluation by one Dr. Samuel Loomis.

Part 2 we fast forward 17 years. Michael has grown up huge! And still has an obsession with masks. He escapes Smith's Grove and returns to his home town. He finds his younger sister, stalks and kills her friends, and then kidnaps her. His sister Lauri wakes in the old Myers house next to a huge man she's never met before. Loomis arrives and tries to stop him. Michael dispatches Loomis and a suspenseful game of hide and seek ensues between Lauri and Michael. The film ends with Lauri finding Loomis's gun and firing a bullet into Michael's head.

I'm not too keen on the first part of the film. First off I'm not a fan of Sheri Moon Zombie. It's not her but the characters that she plays in his films. I hate them. In fact there are very few people you don't hate in the first part aside from an infant and Loomis. And Danny Trejo. Who doesn't love Danny Trejo? I guess the thing that bothers me the most is the cliche idea that everyone from a dysfunctional family is a nut job psychopath. It's predictable. It's boring. It's not scary. It's sad. It's the easy route to go with little intrigue. At least in my opinion. Yes it's horrible that actual children grow up in environments like this everyday but I'm talking about a movie not real life.

I really like the second half. It starts to feel like a Halloween film in the second half. Rob actually gives us likable characters for a change. Tyler Bates score is largely John Carpenter's iconic music (which is a must for every Halloween film). And Tyler Mane plays Michael incredibly. He is terrifying. The first half felt like a Rob Zombie film and the second half felt like a Halloween film. Rob added his brutal touch to the violence making Michael all the more powerful and frightening. Plus Sheri Moon is out of the picture, another good thing. And then there are the cameos! Ken Foree, Dee Wallace, Sybil Danning, Udo Kier, Clint Howard, Tom Towles, Bill Moseley, and more. Malcolm McDowell and Brad Dourif are really good as well in the film, Dourif delivering a really strong performance.

It's a weird mix. It's like Zombie felt that he wanted to make Halloween feel more real thereby more frightening. He gives us a believable albeit cliche origin for a murderer and then bends his own rules by giving the grown up Michael Myers freakish strength and supernatural resilience. It's a toss up for me. Michael Myers has always been my favorite horror icon. I know the series inside and out. I'm open to change (in reality probably not) but it seems to me like his original touches to the story didn't work very well but where he stayed close to the essence of the character and original film he succeeded brilliantly.

I never get tired of the second half of this film. But I often find myself either doing something other than watching the movie when its at the beginning or skipping the first half entirely. I realize that I'm in the minority that I prefer House of 1,000 Corpses to Devil's Rejects. To me I think Rob Zombie's strength as a director lie with his grotesque spectacle rather than his rapey hateful gritty realism. Just my preference. There's a rape scene in the unrated version of Halloween that's not there in the theatrical version. Again I either watch the theatrical version or skip the rape in the unrated.

Overall Ranking: 6 out of 10 (because the second half was so good I can forgive the first half)
Nude-O-Meter: 5 out of 10 

HALLOWEEN HORROR DAYS ~ DAY 31: ROB ZOMBIE'S HALLOWEEN II


Part 2 of our special Halloween Double Feature is (you guessed it) none other than Rob Zombie's HALLOWEEN II. It's also a remake too which is in keeping with the remake theme we've been having for the last few days. As far as sequels go the original 1981 Halloween II is highly regarded among fans and critics as a solid thrilling film, one of the best of the sequels. It follows directly after the first film and indeed occurs entirely on the same night. You can watch both films back to back seamlessly. Rob Zombie's Halloween ends before the night is through. The film ended strong with a fantastic second half of the movie.

To hear that Rob would be doing a sequel, the potential of having a whole film as good as the second half of the first, made my mouth water. If the first film had one major problem it was a terrible first half. The first half had nearly no likable characters. Sheri Moon Zombie is not a favorite of mine either. And Michael's origin took away the mystery surrounding the character and added a degree of sympathy to him, something his character has never had. But now Michael's grown up and Sheri Moon's character is dead. Prospects are looking good. Now it seemed like we were going to get a solid film from start to finish, one that would feel more like a Halloween film throughout.

The movie is split into two parts as was the first film. The first part follows immediately on the heels of the previous movie, despite a little flashback scene featuring young Michael and Sheri Moon setting up a White Horse mythology. Now we're back and Lauri is being taken to the hospital. They clean her up and take her into a very graphic surgery. When she wakes she finds the nurses dead. Michael emerges and stalks after her. He traps her in an out building and axes her in face!

Lauri springs awake from a nightmare. The scene in the hospital we discover was only a dream and we jump ahead two years (or one year if you're watching the theatrical cut versus the unrated). Lauri has become one troubled individual in the last few years, understandably. Dr. Loomis we find has survived as well and has become a bloodsucking sell-out, making millions off a book based on the horrible events of the first film. Michael returns, having lived like a hermit in the woods for the last few years. Michael has visions of his mother, younger self, and a white horse. They tell him to reunite the family. And that's exactly what he sets out to do.

Michael returns to Haddonfield in search for his sister. Lauri goes out on Halloween partying and drinking all the while unaware of Michael murdering all her friends. He grabs her and takes her to his desolate shack in the middle of nowhere. Dr. Loomis shows up feeling a little guilty. Michael kills him just before the cops gun him down. Lauri breaks down and goes insane. She grabs Michael's knife and delivers the killing blow. Then she puts on his mask and goes outside showing her new found psychotic side. She ends up institutionalized and seeing visions of a mother and white horse she never knew. I guess Michael's psychosis does run in the family.

The first half of the movie is excellent! Michael's siege on the hospital is brutal and terrifying. For a moment it appears like we're going to get a non-stop suspenseful gory film. Michael's attacks on the nurses are particularly intense. He shows an angry side as he stabs actress Octavia Spencer over and over. Caroline Williams (the lead actress in The Texas Chainsaw Massacre Part II) makes a cameo appearance in the hospital too, a great treat for the fans. Michael's look is similar to the last film save for a bloody gash along the side of his mask. It adds a harsher dirtier element that I like.

But alas it was not meant to be. We find out the hospital scene was just a dream. The second half of the film falls apart and into typical Rob Zombie territory. You end up hating Lauri and Dr. Loomis. Danielle Harris and Brad Dourif are still likable but that's about it. The second half leaves you with little to root for. Michael's look changes in this half too. He has a long beard and a hobo hooded jacket. In fact that was how people were referring to his look as Hobo Michael Myers. On the unrated version he even talks at the end. I'm not too disappointed but still, it's another change to the character that takes away some of the mystique.

There is also one major omission in this film. John Carpenter's iconic score, an element essential to the series and prevalent in every film (save Halloween III) is missing. It plays at the end credit roll but that is it. It's not noticeable in the first half because the first half is so gripping. And Michael still looks like Michael. But once we get to the second half there is very little that resembles a Halloween film. And Danielle Harris finally meets her bloody end too. It looks like only actor Donald Pleasence can survive more than 4 Halloween films.

I heard that Mr. Zombie agreed to make this film only if he could do whatever he wanted. It shows here and detracts greatly from the film. Aside from Tyler Mane, Danielle Harris, and Brad Dourif, there is nothing I like in the second half. Margot Kidder makes a cameo which is nice. Tyler Mane's performance is just as good as it was in the previous film but the look just isn't Michael Myers. If it was a film about a super strong hobo killer then it'd be okay. It's actually a very scary design but it doesn't feel like Halloween to me. I will admit that the idea of psychosis running through the family is intriguing but the film falls short of being an effective descent into madness film. I should also note that this idea isn't new to the series as it was already explored in Halloween 4: The Return Of Michael Myers.

And Sheri Moon Zombie is back... ugh. I thought this would be the first film of his not to feature her. I was okay with the flashback of her at the beginning but I should have known better. Of course he'll find some way of bringing her back into the film. To be fair her ghostly apparition in this film is far more enjoyable than any of her previous performances. All in all this was the first time I ever came out of a Halloween film depressed and angry. I didn't hate the movie but I certainly didn't feel good either. That's another power of Rob Zombie's though. I hated Halloween H20 for trying to kill off Michael for good. This film just made me mad though.

Overall Ranking: 5 out of 10 (the first half brings it up from being a 4)
Nude-O-Meter: 4 out of 10

Thursday, October 30, 2014

KAIJUOLOGY: BARAGON


Subject: Baragon

Documentation: Frankenstein Conquers The World (1965), Destroy All Monsters (1968), GMK: Giant Monsters All Out Attack (2001).

History: The monster known as Baragon is a prehistoric subterranean megalosaur. Presumed to be the last of it's species, Baragon was first seen during an earthquake near an oil rig in the Akita Prefecture, Japan. The great beast is believed to have been responsible for the quake as it was next witnessed roaming the countryside burrowing underground, emerging to gorge itself on live stock. Its attacks went misreported for quite some time, a giant humanoid creature blamed instead.

The death toll rose. Soon Baragon encountered the giant the locals papers referred to as Frankenstein. The two creatures battled in the forests near the coast. Baragon revealed a natural defense mechanism, a heat beam expelled from the mouth. The beast used this ability as a means of burrowing through the earth as well as a weapon against the Frankenstein monster. In the end Baragon was seemingly killed by the giant humanoid. This assessment proved inaccurate.

Baragon was transported to the Ogasawara Islands where the creature revived. The beast was provided food and a dwelling along with several other megalosaurs where they were researched and studied for several years. The beast would probably still be in captivity if not for the Kilaak Invasion of 1999. Baragon along with all the other great beast were released and loosed upon the globe. Baragon burrowed underground and emerged in Paris, France leveling the city.

(Note: Documentation of the Paris attack has since been altered. For reasons unknown all footage of this attack has been lost. The one image that remains has been altered to feature another kaiju, Gorosaurus. Reasons for this alteration remain unknown.)
Takashi Minamimura Art

Baragon's attack on France as well as the other monsters global siege was a result of Kilaak manipulation. The Japanese Self Defense Forces broke the Kilaak control over the monsters and the megalosaurs converged on Mount Fuji, Baragon included, in a final battle against the Kilaaks. The aliens summoned their final weapon, the astro-kaiju King Ghidorah. Baragon and the other beasts battled and defeated Ghidorah. The megalosaurs dispersed after and have not been retrieved. Many have reappeared and caused untold amounts of destruction.

Baragon however has not been seen since.
Baragon Vs Mothra

Review: Baragon is one of those monsters that you either like or have no opinion on. He's a fun monster. He's one of the least seen kaiju in the franchise too. But I like him. I like his design and his goofy looking face. His appearance in GMK was one of the best parts of that movie. He was a big reason why I was so excited to see GMK for the first time. I hope to see him appear again and hope Toho picks up filming their other kaiju while Godzilla enjoys big budget Hollywood success.

I have a soft spot for a few under appreciated kaiju and Baragon is one of them.
Baragon, Moguera, and Godzilla


Threat Level: 5 out of 10


Yasushi Torisawa Art

HALLOWEEN HORROR DAYS ~ DAY 30: DAWN OF THE DEAD (2004)


George A. Romero's Zombie Quadrilogy is much beloved by critics, film lovers, and genre fans throughout the world. In fact many are of the opinion that either Night of the Living Dead or Dawn of the Dead or both films are the greatest horror films ever made. Certainly the best zombie films ever made. So when a movie comes along that challenges the status quo and has people saying, "This is best zombie movie ever!" fans get defensive. Zack Snyder's DAWN OF THE DEAD remake is much beloved and also greatly hated amongst horror fans.

The dead first rose at night. Now the night is over, the first rays of sun ushering forth the terrible dawn. Ana awakes to the sight of her husband's throat being ripped open by the little neighbor girl. He bleeds out and dies in front of her. Then he gets up and attacks her! Ana escapes through the window, hops in the car, and takes off. As she drives she sees a swath of destruction and madness sweeping over the city. People being eaten alive in the streets. The dead getting up and sprinting after the living.

Ana ends up with a group of survivors inside a shopping mall complex. They try to make out a life together and figure out exactly what the hell is going on. She discovers that only those bitten turn into zombies, not those who die of natural causes or accidents. Zombies crowd around the mall in herds. They realize they can't stay there forever. The zombies will eventually get in. Using what supplies and transportation they have, Ana and the group make a getaway for the boat docks. Hundreds of zombies swarm them. Will they make it out alive or will they be eaten alive?

Two years prior a film came out titled 28 Days Later. It introduced a new take on zombie horror. A virus referred to as the Rage Virus infects people, makes their temperatures skyrocket, and turns them into homicidal animalistic monsters. They run. Blood runs from their mouth, nose, and eyes. These things were terrifying! They weren't zombies in the traditional or Romero sense but people started referring to them as such. Zack Snyder recreates these "track star" zombies (my term for them) in his film. I hadn't yet seen 28 Days Later when my buddy Red and I went to see Dawn in a theater.

I had never seen zombies like these before. I had never seen violence as graphic as this on the big screen before. The film is fast paced and streamlined. There aren't too many dull moments in the film. Sarah Polley, Ving Rhames, Ty Burrell, Mekhi Phifer, and Michael Kelly do outstanding jobs in this film too. The characters are clearly defined, interesting, and entertaining. The standout actor in this film is Mr. Jake Weber. His characterization is believable and likable. This movie made me a fan of his work. Hollywood needs to give him more high profile jobs. I'm being serious. This actor is good.

James Gunn (Guardians of the Galaxy) wrote the screenplay. Tyler Bates (300, Rob Zombie's Halloween) composes the score too. The movie is well put together and a delightfully entertaining popcorn film. The problem here arises when someone says that this film is better than the original. They start picking apart everything about the original that's different than the remake and trash talking it. That kind of talk is what really pisses people off. It's not the movie fans of the original hate but the people who've only seen the new one and open their mouths without thinking or realizing what they're saying. Don't trash talk something you haven't seen or read either (a good rule to live by).

All in all I enjoy Zack Snyder's film very much. I'd say that this movie is what really popularized the track star zombies and is one of the major reasons why zombies have made as big a comeback in pop culture as they have. I should note that I also own George Romero's Dawn of the Dead Ultimate Edition 4 disc DVD set from Anchor Bay, seen all the different versions, and watched the special features. I love the original 1978 film. But I greatly enjoy this one too, proof that you can like both.

Overall Ranking: 6 out of 10
Nude-O-Meter: 3 out of 10

Wednesday, October 29, 2014

HALLOWEEN HORROR DAYS ~ DAY 29: INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS (1978)


Out of all the remakes they have made over the years there are a few that have redefined the genre, their existence nearly overshadowing the originals. John Carpenter's The Thing and David Cronenberg's The Fly are probably two of the greatest remakes ever made. Their originals both coming from 1950's. Chuck Russell's remake of The Blob is also another one of my favorites, the original also from the 50's. It isn't as revered as The Thing or The Fly though with critics and audiences. A film that is regarded highly by both critics and audiences alike and the only other contender for greatest horror remake is Philip Kaufman's 1978 sci-fi horror masterpiece INVASION OF THE BODY SNATCHERS.

SPOILERS AHEAD
Matthew and Elizabeth have been noticing their friends and neighbors acting a little strangely. A beautiful unidentifiable flower has begun blooming all over the city, an invasive flower growing in gardens, on trees, in people's window flower boxes, and backyards. One night Elizabeth's boyfriend is given a flower. He places it on his night stand beside the bed and falls asleep. When Elizabeth wakes the plant is gone and her boyfriend looks the same but he isn't acting like himself at all.

She follows him, sees him meeting with others acting equally strange. Matthew notices more and more people acting differently too. He walks into a friend's home while they're sleeping. He sees a large plant pod next to them. A bloody naked duplicate body sprouts out of the pod and the body of the real person withers into dust. He runs to Elizabeth's house and saves her before she is duplicated. They and two of their friends go on the run. The duplicates now out number the humans. Soon his friends are taken. Then Elizabeth. Alone and on the run just how long will it be before he too is taken by the body snatchers?

Released in 1978, just one of several reasons why 1978 was perhaps the greatest year for horror films. Also in 1978 were Halloween, Dawn of the Dead, I Spit on Your Grave, Jaws 2, Piranha, Faces of Death, and many others. Donald Sutherland, Jeff Goldblum, Brooke Adams, Veronica Cartwright, and Leonard Nimoy star in the film and every one of them delivers incredible performances. Adams prior to this starred in a zombie Nazi film called Shock Waves and Goldblum and Cartwright would go on to star in The Fly and Alien in the coming years. And Sutherland would go on to star in a number of horror thrillers of note, the film Klute being at the top of my watchlist.

The special effects in this film is one of the biggest reasons why this film is so effective. They are all practical effects too, meaning they are all done in camera, no CGI or matting. The duplicate bodies emerging from the pods is ghastly and incredible! Even the shots of the alien spores spreading over leaves and surfaces is convincing and astounding. It's been a long time since I asked myself while watching a film, "How did they do that?" This appears to me as a film beautifully realized on screen both conceptually and technically.

Sci-fi and horror have always been ripe grounds for metaphor and allegory. This film is perhaps the greatest example of such. I'd be remiss if I didn't mention it but we could have a far longer discussion on the metaphors and allegories herein. We'll leave that for another day. But let me just say that when the original film was made the threat of "outsiders" among us was a very real fear in the minds of American citizens. Communism and the Red Scare. Different beliefs corrupting and perverting our children and our minds. Government mistrust too. The characters in the film turn to the authorities for help only to find them impotent and already assimilated. There are many more too especially when you analyze what Leonard Nimoy's character says in the film. Like I said we could spend a lot of time discussing this film's underlying messages. We might as well throw in George Romero's films into the discussion too.

All this aside, the film floored me when I first saw it. It is an example of pure and powerful cinema. It draws you in and you forget you're watching a movie. It deserves the legendary status is has. Do yourself a favor and check it out. It's on Netflix right now and that's where I watched it. The special effects alone are worth taking a look.

I should also note that this is a film that has been remade and reimagined endlessly. The original film of the same title was released in 1958. In 1993 the film was remade again as Body Snatchers. Then again in 2007 with Nicole Kidman and Daniel Craig titled The Invasion. There are also scores of others along similar lines like Robert Heinlein's The Puppet Masters, some even starring Donald Sutherland, haha!

Overall Ranking: 8 out of 10
Nude-O-Meter: 3 out of 10