Thursday, August 30, 2018

SILVER TONGUED SILVER SCREEN: BRAWL IN CELL BLOCK 99 (2017)


Director S. Craig Zahler really wowed me with his 2015 film BONE TOMAHAWK, an authentic western with brutal violence and strong horror elements. It starred one of my favorite actors, Kurt Russell, and three other amazing actors in Patrick Wilson, Matthew Fox, and Richard Jenkins. One brutal moment in the film haunted my dreams for a few nights thereafter.

I started seeing articles about BRAWL IN CELL BLOCK 99 earlier this year, maybe even late last year. The articles were saying how intense the movie was, marking it as one of the best action/thrillers of the previous year. We here at Blood Work love a good action film so we made a mental note to check it out and added it to the long list. Then a friend of ours saw it and told us how amazing it was and that we needed to see it. So we moved it up higher on the priority list. And not long ago we finally saw it for ourselves.

The revelation that this film was from the same man who brought us Bone Tomahawk hadn't occurred to us yet. At the end of the film when credits started rolling and I realized who the director was and what they had done prior, I made another mental note:

Watch everything that S. Craig Zahler does from here on out.

Brawl In Cell Block 99 was awesome.

THE PLOT

Life has been hard for Bradley Thomas and his wife, Lauren. A miscarriage, loss of a job, marriage on the rocks, and a declining quality of life have pushed Bradley to the breaking point. He breaks his vow and returns to running drugs. 18 months later they're living in a nice home, Lauren is nearly to term with her pregnancy, and their marriage is stronger than ever. Bradley boss sends him on a sketchy drug run with less than trustworthy associates. The run goes south and Bradley lands in a minimum security prison. The drug supplier kidnaps Lauren and threatens to abort their child unless Bradley concedes to his demands: kill a man in a maximum security prison. Bradley agrees, is transferred to the super max prison, and begins tearing through the inmates to get to his target.

WHAT I LIKED

70's Vibe. From the lighting to the cinematography, the one-liners, and the brutality, it all had a retro atmosphere to it that I dug. It felt akin to one of my favorite movies, John Carpenter's ASSAULT ON PRECINCT 13. The film feels rough and raw like a John Carpenter film or a Grindhouse movie from the 70's. Then there's the soundtrack which at first felt very retro, something similar to the soundtracks from early Quentin Tarantino films. The soundtrack gets away from sounding too much like a Tarantino flick a little later and becomes its own but still retains that retro vibe. Then there's the dialog, packed with great one-liners, that's feels like something out of the 60's or 70's.

The Violence. Getting back to that raw and rough feeling, the action and violence in this movie is just that. It doesn't feel like a Hollywood action movie. The violence isn't glamorous or spectacular. It's painful, brutal, and shocking. And there's some stuff in here that I've never seen before such as a dude getting his face scrapped off along the cement. There's some epic bone snapping and hard-hitting punches. It was like seeing violence on screen through new eyes.

Vince Vaughn is incredible in this film too. At the onset he keeps you guessing as to what kind of character he is and how you'll feel about him. As the movie goes on you can't help but root for him. His character is so completely honest and loyal that you just want the best for the guy. And when the villains go after him you want to see him destroy them. Jennifer Carpenter and Don Johnson deliver some great performances too. And Udo Kier and Mustafa Shakir were wonderful bit players here too.

NITPICKS

I got none. I thoroughly enjoyed this movie. Is it perfect? No. What movie is? Is it the greatest movie you'll ever see? Probably not. Is it good? Hell yes. I loved the hero and I hated the badguys. I liked the look and style of the film. The writing was great and the soundtrack was cool. If I had to complain about anything with this movie it's that it ended. I wanted more, not necessarily more movie, but more of the awesomeness that the cast and crew were selling. I can't wait to see what this director does next. If you have similar tastes to those of Blood Work, put the films of S. Craig Zahler on your watch list.

THE VERDICT

Brawl In Cell Block 99 feels like an old forgotten classic, newly unearthed, the kind where you say, "Oh yeah! I forgot how awesome this movie is." Except this movie is new. The movie is retro, raw, and brutal. Vince Vaughn kills it as the hero and the one-liners between him and Don Johnson are jaw dropping. After Bone Tomahawk and Brawl In Cell Block 99, S. Craig Zahler is now on the "must watch" list of directors. Brawl In Cell Block 99 is one helluva movie. Check it out!

Overall Ranking: 8 out of 10
Nude-O-Meter: 1 out of 10

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Wednesday, August 29, 2018

COMICS IN REVIEW: THE LIFE OF CAPTAIN MARVEL #2

Hello everyone! As some of you may know, I am writing for the website COMICONVERSE. I have been covering the current comic books from Marvel Comics and BOOM! Studios such as Doctor Strange and Kong of Skull Island.

For myself and anyone else interested I am documenting each of my articles here at Blood Work.

If you haven't checked out this latest article here you go!





 Captain Marvel is one of my favorite Marvel characters, I'm not talking Carol Danvers necessarily, but the first Captain Marvel: Mar-Vell of the Kree. The whole reason why I even showed any interest in Carol Danvers was because of her connection to Mar-Vell, beginning as one of his supporting cast, having his powers copied onto her, and then becoming a hero all her own after. She's carrying on Mar-Vell's legacy. Of course over the years I've come to like her as a character all her own, her 50 issue run as Ms. Marvel by Brian Reed being probably my favorite stuff of hers.

When she became Captain Marvel she received another big push by Marvel, or that's what they wanted us to believe. I've been reading her Captain Marvel books since the beginning and they are mostly a constant source of frustration with me. Since 2012 the Captain Marvel books have either had good writing but bad (in my opinion) artwork or bad writing and good artwork or bad writing and bad artwork. Rarely has their been good writing with good artwork. It's been rebooted and restarted more times than I can recount (actually I can) but yet Marvel keeps on reviving it (but they let several really great books lapse after one go... ARG!!! Sorry, but you see what I mean by frustrating).

I'd call my relationship with Carol Danvers as Captain Marvel a love/hate relationship but it's been more hate than love over the last six years. But I still want it to be good. I also want it to explore her connection with Mar-Vell and the Kree more (partly why I keep hanging on).

Anyway, Captain Marvel was cancelled yet again earlier this year. After a few months off the series has been revived again... kind of. The Life of Captain Marvel is a mini series as opposed to a full blown ongoing series, but it acts as a magnum opus to the previous story begun almost two years ago by writer Margaret Stohl. And Marvel has finally given the book a decent artist. 

I'm hopeful but it's only issue #2 so far. There are still three more issues left for this to be either the greatest Carol Danvers/Captain Marvel story ever or to be another disappointment. I'm hopeful though.

Check out my full review by clicking on the link above

Check out my other articles for ComiConverse linked below!

THE INFINITY ENTITY


DECODING THE DnA OF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (PART 3)
DECODING THE DnA OF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (PART 2)
DECODING THE DnA OF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (PART 1)




Sunday, August 19, 2018

COMICS IN REVIEW: WEAPON H #6

Hello everyone! As some of you may know, I am writing for the website COMICONVERSE. I have been covering the current comic books from Marvel Comics and BOOM! Studios such as Doctor Strange and Kong of Skull Island.

For myself and anyone else interested I am documenting each of my articles here at Blood Work.

If you haven't checked out this latest article here you go!






Who thought that the "Hulkverine" was a good idea? I mean, c'mon, a Hulk/Wolverine hybrid sounds great, right?

Yes, because we need another Wolverine in the Marvel Universe, don't we? And clearly there aren't enough Hulks to go around either...

I'm picking up your sarcasm...

I should hope so because I'm laying it on pretty thick.

Hello, everyone! Welcome to another edition of "My big fat mouth!" where I act like my opinion matters. In today's edition we're going to talk about Marvel's Hulkverine! Yes, Hulk and Wolverine had a baby and his name is Weapon H. If you know me then you know that I love the Hulk. Hulk is my absolute favorite comic book character. In the last decade the Hulk has been through more changes and variations and spawns than ever. 

My opinion on the Hulk is "the fewer Hulks the better." I personally only need/want Bruce Banner. I'll let She-Hulk stay I guess but we don't need any more! But Marvel certainly doesn't share that opinion as in the last decade we've had two different Red Hulks, a Red She-Hulk, Lyra ~ The Savage She-Hulk, Skaar and Hiro: the sons of Hulk, and Amadeus Cho ~ The Totally Awesome Hulk. The only one of these that I kinda liked was Lyra. Even still, I could do without them all. But wait! There's another one! Weapon H ~ The Hulkverine!

And if anyone else in Marvel has the same problem with derivatives then it's Wolverine (but I think Spider-Man has it the worst. There's a whole universe of Spider-Man derivatives).

Why waste all this valuable comic book real-estate on virtual copy & pastes of the same character when there are so many other great unique characters without a book? Wow, this transformed into a rant rather quickly. I'm so sorry. 

For my Red Hulk rant CLICK HERE!

Anyway, back to Weapon H...

IT'S THE BEST HULK BOOK I'VE READ IN 10 YEARS!

Which is sad because it's not Hulk, it's Weapon H. Though it should be Hulk. And how did I come to read something so ridiculous and inherently anti-"me" you ask? Simple answer really. It's got a big ol' Man-Thing inside it. Ha! Let that simmer inside you for a while...

Click the Weapon H links above for a more coherent stream of thought

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THE INFINITY ENTITY




DECODING THE DnA OF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (PART 3)
DECODING THE DnA OF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (PART 2)
DECODING THE DnA OF GUARDIANS OF THE GALAXY (PART 1)







Saturday, August 11, 2018

SILVER TONGUED SILVER SCREEN: THE MEG (2018)


The summer shark movie tradition continues with the biggest one yet: THE MEG. I thoroughly enjoyed the 2016 shark thriller THE SHALLOWS and also enjoyed 2017's 47 METERS DOWN. But then again I'm an easy target as I have loved shark movies since I was a kid. This film also marks the fourth movie this year to feature giant animals/monsters (Pacific Rim: Uprising, Rampage, and Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom), a genre I do enjoy so very much. Now, for someone who loves both sharks and giant monster movies too, what could be better than a movie about a giant monster shark? A big budget movie about a megalodon wreaking havoc in today's oceans? Starring JASON STATHAM?! Sold!!!!

I have been aware of and even own the book MEG: A NOVEL OF DEEP TERROR since the late 90's or early 2000's as well as its sequel THE TRENCH. Long have I mused over the idea of what such a movie adaptation of these novels would look like. I never pictured Meg as a tongue n' cheek B-Movie (but I never do with any movie to be honest). After seeing the initial trailers it was clear that the filmmakers weren't taking the subject matter as seriously as the novels. Instead they're laughing off the notion of a megalodon as something akin to the inherently ridiculous giant monster movies of the 50's (THE DEADLY MANTIS, THE GIANT CLAW, ATTACK OF THE 50 FOOT WOMAN).

I love these kinds of movies. I always have (I added the three films just mentioned above to my DVD collection just this year in fact!). But there is always a part of me that fantasizes "what would these ideas look like if taken completely serious with incredible special effects?"

Anyway, I enjoyed THE MEG very much, the trailers perfectly telegraphing the tone of film you should expect.

THE PLOT

A deep sea exploration team discovers that a thermal layer of dense gases along the bottom of Mariana Trench may hide an area below. With state of the art equipment the team successfully penetrates the thermal layer discovering a hitherto unknown area of ocean. What they discover is an ecosystem undisturbed for millions of years. The exploration vessel is suddenly struck by something swimming outside. Their vessel is crippled and trapped on the floor of the trench. A rescue team is dispatched only to find themselves also besieged by what appears to be a real life living megalodon.

WHAT WORKED FOR ME

The Shark. The CGI effects for the Megalodon were done very well I thought. I loved the coloring and look of it, (admittedly not much different than a great white) possessing a sinister quality to it. The film manages to deliver an unexpected amount of decent suspense and tension, something I wasn't sure we'd be getting. The Megalodon is pretty scary and impressive whenever it is on screen. Ultimately what more could you ask for of this movie?

Ode To B-Movies. The Meg feels very much like an homage to those B films of the 90's, both those direct to video action films as well as monster and sci-fi B-movies. Once Jason Statham shows up to the rescue the movie leans into the B-movie hero cliches and camp pretty hard, so predictably that it feels very self-aware of what it's doing. "There's only one man in the world who can do this." "I swore I'd never go back there." "What does he think he's doing?" "Saving your ass!" You get the idea. It's like every action movie that came out in the 80's and 90's. Embracing the idea this approach became fun and enjoyable, albeit a forehead slapper at times.

I was going in thinking the "Blood" quotient was going to be lacking but I was genuinely surprised by the amount we received. Little human ruin but a lot of juicy whale blood and guts.

WHAT DIDN'T WORK FOR ME

There are a few moments that seemed inconsistent to me. The two crisscrossed cables stopping the Meg dead in its tracks elicited a "C'mon!" from me. It was the biggest "yeah right" moment for me but didn't hurt the film in the end. Then there's the varying strength of the Meg, sometimes it can destroy whole submarines and then it can't crush a tiny pod-racer (the single man diving ships they use which look oddly like something out of the Star Wars prequels). Like I said, in the end none of this really detracted from the film ultimately.

THE VERDICT

The Meg is good ol' fashioned B-movie fun. The megalodon looks good and it appears the actors are having fun. It fully embraces a ludicrous mentality and leans into the camp cliches. I don't have a whole lot else to say about this movie otherwise. While it would've been nicer to see a more serious and intense carnage filled movie this film still manages to please. I have to admit I enjoyed the movie quite a bit, better than Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom and right on par with Rampage and Pacific Rim: Uprising. I gotta say though, in my opinion, the movie that perfected this kind of premise and approach is still 2010's PIRANHA 3D. Of the three shark summer movies of the last few years I prefer The Shallows.

Overall Ranking: 6 out of 10

ODE TO WHAT MIGHT'VE BEEN

While I did enjoy the film, afterwards I couldn't help but wonder what a serious R-rated version of the film would look like. I also wished there had been a bigger battle showcased between the giant squid and the megalodon (The Meg VS The Kraken!). I understand that no movie studio would front $150 million for a serious giant shark movie (those Sy-Fy originals like Sharktopus or Megashark Vs Giant Octopus have ruined any legitimate film opportunities for such ideas. And of course those notorious Sharknado films). But if this film does well and the summer shark movie trend continues maybe we'll start seeing a change in the tides in regards to such premises. Here's hoping but not holding my breath.

For more shark movies, 2018 giant monster movies, and watery horror check out these others below!



Saturday, August 4, 2018

TOP TEN ANIMATED MOVIE VILLAINS

TOP TEN ANIMATED MOVIE VILLAINS


Upon special request this month we are breaking down our favorite villains from the animated movies we've loved throughout our lives. We are shown cartoons as kids, you know, because cartoons are for kids (I'd feel sorry for the poor two year old who is exposed to Devilman by an uninformed parent). Often these movies are classic tales of good versus evil with very little gray area... sometimes. Gaston from BEAUTY AND THE BEAST is an irredeemable douche through and through but you can kinda understand where Kabuki Mask is coming from in BIG HERO 6. You'd think children's programming would be rather simple but looking at the gamut of films you'll see that these characters are sometimes as complex as any, some even among the greatest of all cinema.

Here's our list of animated movie villains that have stuck with us over the years. Whether these are the animated badguys that we feel are the most potent or simply characters we love to hate, these animated villains effected us the most. We've included movies from when we were young impressionable minds to modern animated movies that have come out well into our adulthood. Now remember, we haven't seen every animated movie ever made so there may be a few missing (feel free to point us in the direction of other films you'd think we'd like!)

As for the parameters of this list we've excluded Japanese Anime villains (such as Lady Iboshi from Princess Mononoke, Count Magnus Lee from Vampire Hunter D, and so on) and super hero villains (such as the Joker from Batman: Mask of the Phantasm) because we could do entire lists based off of anime and super heroes themselves. No Sephiroth from Final Fantasy VII Advent Children either (technically it's CGI animated and not anime but we're lumping it in with anime anyway).

We're thinking more in the vein of children's animated movie villains. So no Loc-Nar from the 1981 HEAVY METAL movie either. Or Nekron from Ralph Bakshi's FIRE AND ICE (1983) even though that movie is only PG.

Okay, now with the parameters set, on with the list!




THE BONUSES





#15
QUEEN/WITCH

Movie: SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARFS (1937)

Voiced By: Lucille La Verne

We can honestly say that we don't watch this movie a whole lot, which is a huge testament to how truly frightening this character is in that she still haunts our dreams. The Queen in her Witch form is the definitive image of the "Hag Witch" in our minds and one of the scariest in film. So obviously evil too, which leads us to our next question: Why the heck would anyone take food from someone like this?! How unbelievably naive is Snow White anyway?! I know we're not supposed to judge a book by its cover but c'mon people!

Sadly to say we don't have much else to say here save that we still have nightmares about this witch.





 
#14
JAFAR

Movie: ALADDIN (1992)

Voiced By: Jonathan Freeman

Cunning, clever, and silver-tongued, Jafar is one of Disney's most dastardly antagonists. Possessing the age old Disney villain power of shape-shifting (interesting how changing one's shape seems to be the unifying characteristic of many of Disney's villains, no? Another subtle Disney agenda being pushed? Nah... but...), we thought Jafar was just "okay" until he gets the lamp at the end. Then he becomes a real monster. His brutal subjugation of Jasmine, his transformation in a giant cobra, and then finally his super scary red genie form made him memorable to us far beyond anything previous in the movie.

Aladdin is a fun movie, a comedy. And Jafar isn't meant to be too frightening because, well, it's a comedy (hence the ever hilarious Iago, voiced by Gilbert Gottfried, who almost always steals the spotlight from Jafar). But, man, does Jafar bring the evil at the end! He's one of our favorites because of it.






#13
CHERNABOG

Movie: FANTASIA (1940)

Voiced By: Corey Burton (in his House of Mouse appearance)

Dude, whoa... That's the freakin' fallen angel himself! And it's a Disney character too! Seeing images of Chernabog were the only reasons we wanted to watch Fantasia as kids and is still the main reason (but not the only reason) why we still like to watch Fantasia as adults. Perched atop Bald Mountain, when the sun goes down and the dark of night envelopes the earth, Chernabog rises and unleashes his demonic legions and undead hordes upon the land. The one night of the year where his power is at its strongest is none other than All Hallow's Eve. My god, we could watch a movie based solely upon this guy!

Design wise Chernabog is downright devilish to behold and it's a big reason why we think he's so awesome as a villain. Kinda reminds us of Goliath from that awesome TV series GARGOYLES.







#12
 FAIRY GODMOTHER

Movie: SHREK 2 (2004)

Voiced By: Jennifer Saunders

While we love Lord Farquaad with all our black hearts, he's so delightfully obnoxious and delusional, but it is SHREK 2's Fairy Godmother that we really really hated (in a good way). She was even more delusional than Farquaad and possessed even greater power, which subsequently has made her even more insane (funny how delusions and power go hand in hand like that, no?). Jennifer Saunders does such a great job of bringing this tyrannical manipulative witch to life. And thanks to some truly great moments in the animation where her eyes practically bug out, her insanity really shines through at the end.

We've long preferred the second Shrek to the first and the truly evil Fairy Godmother is one of those reasons why.






#11
MAD MADAM MIM
Movie: THE SWORD IN THE STONE (1963)

Voiced By: Martha Wentworth

Talk about making a case for evil being more fun, the magnificent marvelously mad Madam Mim sure makes being bad look appealing. And maybe that's the most insidious aspect of her character. Merlin is nothing but logic, math, adhering to the rules, and his imagination is limited to the natural world. Madam Mim is exciting, imaginative, and unpredictable. Wow, sounds like we almost admire the evil witch. In some ways we do. It makes us wonder what 1963 Disney was trying to say here to the youth of America, maybe that fantasy and imagination are works of the devil!

Seriously, take a look at Madam Mim again and see for yourself exactly what Disney was telling us were works of evil.

Madam Mim, we salute you!






THE TOP TEN






#10
SCAR

Movie: THE LION KING (1994)

Voiced By: Jeremy Irons

"I killed Mufasa!"

Still get chills when we hear it. Not gonna lie, Jeremy Irons' awesome performance is a huge reason why Scar in on the list. He's so malicious, devoid of compassion, and completely homicidal (whether it's his brother or nephew, adult or child! Man, that's cold). All because of a sense of entitlement, wounded pride, and seething jealousy. When highlighted with green smoke Scar looks downright evil. And he is. And the story is a classic blending elements of Cain and Abel, the Prodigal Son, and... whatever biblical story it was where an heir to the throne finally accepts his responsibilities. What we're trying to say is that the story is so timeless (don't believe us? Rewatch Black Panther after watching Lion King. Do you see it?).

Anyway, Scar's villainy is grounded in very real human emotions (funny he's an animal yet more human than most of the human characters on this list, no?) which makes it all the more frightening and his evil all the more relatable. We all have a Scar upon us or inside us, don't we?







#9
HEXXUS

Movie: FERNGULLY ~ THE LAST RAINFOREST (1992)

 Voiced By: Tim Curry

"Sigh" finally somebody who isn't Disney!

Hexxus is the embodiment of pollution and destruction, basically a pure dark entity without a single redeeming characteristic. He's the dangers of industry and the destruction of nature. Hexxus represents something very real and relevant in today's world, something a little more closer to home and relatable. What greater modern villain is there? We here tend to lean more towards the fantastic and paranormal in our preferences, but thanks to the wonderfully delightful voice of Tim Curry and one wicked design, Hexxus earns a spot on our list of favorites!

Pollution is BAD, kids. Remember that.







#8
 THE BELDAM (OTHER MOTHER)

Movie: CORALINE (2009)

Voiced By: Teri Hatcher

You want to talk about a character right out of a horror movie, I pose the challenge to find a single little kid that wasn't given nightmares by this character. As far as sheer frightening imagery, the Beldam is hands down the scariest animated movie villain of all time. When she looked mostly normal with buttons sewn into her eyes she was scary. When she goes full-on monster she's launched into a category all her own! Coraline is a creepy and fun film in general (one of our favorites!) and deserves our respect being an engaging kids movie even to adults and I daresay some adults were given nightmares by the Beldam too!







#7
RATTLESNAKE JAKE

 Movie: RANGO (2011)

Voiced By: Bill Nighy

Yeah, maybe Bill Nighy plays a villain a little too often, but it's hard to deny how good he is at it. One of our favorite villains of his (and the newest film featured on this list) is Rattlesnake Jake from RANGO. Inspired by one of our favorite actors, the amazing LEE VAN CLEEF, this snake is one helluva scary and formidable opponent for the eponymous hero. Frightening in appearance and voice and nearly invincible, Rattlesnake Jake also captures that anti-hero spaghetti western persona as well, which so happens to be incredibly cool in our eyes. We were stoked to discover at the end of the movie that he is not defeated and actually forms a truce with our hero.

How many animated villains have done that?







#6
MALEFICENT

 Movie: SLEEPING BEAUTY (1959)

Voiced By: Eleanor Audley 

Perhaps Disney's most iconic image of evil (debatable) is none other than Maleficent. When we were kids the main reason we wanted to see Sleeping Beauty at all was for the scary black dragon! Seriously, there was no other reason. It's funny, it seems like for a majority of the classic Disney films that the villains were more often the most intriguing characters in the movies. Far more interesting at least which is exactly what Maleficent was. She's easily the most interesting character in the whole movie, made even more interesting in the 2014 feature film, MALEFICENT (a source of controversy for purests, we know). While we love the pure evil incarnation of Maleficent, we really enjoyed the alternate perspective of the 2014 movie.

To be clear, the version of the character we've included here is specifically the 1959 version. She's so scary and powerful, the perfect image of the dark queen.






#5
URSULA

Movie: THE LITTLE MERMAID (1989)

Voiced By: Pat Caroll

Ahh yes, another evil queen of Disney's. What can we say about this evil queen/witch that we haven't already said about the five others on this list. Shape-shifter? Check. Magic user? Check. Preys upon the gullibility and desires of younger females? Check. Sooo... why her?

The tentacles. It's the friggin' tentacles. Nothing says evil like like tentacles. Just ask the Japanese.

Ursula personifies that darkness of the sea. Her garden of "unfortunate souls" is disgustingly evil. And she has a demented glee about her that makes her fun to watch, more so than the straight forward no-nonsense personalities of Maleficent and the Queen from Snow White. Her tentacles have a Cthulhu vibe going which we dig. And when she grows to kaiju size at the end she's a mix of Cthulhu and the Kraken (which is awesome!). They take her out with a page from JAWS: THE REVENGE too which is pretty epic (one of many Jaws reference in the movie). But most importantly to us here at Blood Work is the big distinction between Ursula and the others. While the others shape-shift into monsters, Ursula is an actual monster who shape-shifts to look normal.

Gotta support monster solidarity, y'all.








#4
 OOGIE BOOGIE

Movie: THE NIGHTMARE BEFORE CHRISTMAS (1993)

Voiced By: Ken Page

"I am the shadow on the moon at night, filling your dreams to the brim with fright."

Oogie Boogie's credo which he fulfills to a "T"

The boogie man is the name given to the unnameable thing that scares us in the dark, the personification of children's greatest fears at night. That's who Oogie Boogie is, someone who revels in our fear and torture. When we first see him in the movie it is a fleeting but frightening shadow. Next he's a horrible voice rising up through the dark pipes. Then we see his black eyes, the dark void of his mouth, and the scary glow of his stitched body. He's composed of bugs and snakes, all the creepy crawly creatures that give us the shivers. And he sings too. Although not in the movie very much, Oogie made a great antithesis to the heroic Jack Skelington. His delight in hurting others, stringing out the pain as long as possible, made him a greater villain to hate.






#3
SHARPTOOTH

 Movie: THE LAND BEFORE TIME (1988)

Voiced By: Frank Welker

Sharptooth is the children's version of the shark in JAWS. Seriously. He has the same presence and persona as the shark, constantly searching for his next meal, constantly snapping his monstrous jaws at our heels. But going back to what we were suggesting way above, Sharptooth fits into the niche section of badguys who aren't really badguys. Yeah, he's a badguy (and a really potent one at that) but is he being truly malevolent or is he just trying to survive like all the other characters? Is it heresy to suggest that Sharptooth is as much a victim as Littlefoot and the gang? While his persona is certainly unsympathetic, he himself as a living creature certainly possesses some sympathy (truthfully we may be saying this because our favorite dinosaur is the Tyrannosaurus Rex). And of course it is the wonderful Frank Welker who voices him (MEGATRON himself!)

The scene where Sharptooth battles Littlefoot's mother is so incredible, wonderfully shot and choreographed. Likewise the final battle with Sharptooth is equally exciting, especially when Petrie dive bombs him to save his friends. Coupled with James Horner's incredible score! GAH!! This movie still hits us right in the feels.






#2
 BUMBLE

 Movie: RUDOPLH THE RED-NOSED REINDEER (1964)

Voiced By: Pinto Colvig

Hey, television movies count too! How could we not include the Abominable Snow Monster of the North?! Easily our favorite part of Rudolph, Bumble is surprisingly one of the best film representations of a Yeti ever capture on celluloid (just goes to show you how few cinema yetis there are, much to our great dismay). Bumble, like Sharptooth, isn't inherently evil. He's just trying to survive in a cold, harsh, and unforgiving climate. He's a classic example of the "misunderstood" monster. He's also a great example of how, through forgiveness and understanding, your enemies could become your friends (just like Goku learned with Vegeta in DRAGON BALL Z! Yes, Vegeta and Bumble are exactly alike...).

We love that Bumble becomes a goodguy at the end, we don't feel so bad about how much we love him now that we really know he's a good monster at heart (or maybe he was forced into submission through the violent removal of his teeth and the savage beating from Yukon Cornelius that broke his spirit and forced him into slavery at Santa's workshop... ugg... that's a grim thought... we ask you, who are the real villains here?)






#1
OMMADON

Movie: THE FLIGHT OF DRAGONS (1982)

Voiced By: James Earl Jones

Again from the team of Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass comes the evil red wizard, Ommadon, from one of our absolute favorite films growing up. Ommadon is the master of black magic and the ruler of the Devil's Domain. While his three brothers are generally good guys, Ommadon is an irredeemable force of evil. There is nothing sympathetic at all about his character, which makes him so incredibly potent. Voiced by Darth 'freakin' Vadar himself (fresh off of his other villainous role as Thulsa Doom from CONAN), James Earl Jones brings so much evil and power to Ommadon that very few other animated villains compare (in our over-inflated opinion of course). When Ommadon shows off the full measure of his powers at the end, sprouting seven dragon heads out of his body, he is perhaps the most impressive and scariest animated villain in history (we think so, anyway).

Also worthy of note are the other animated film villains from Arthur Rankin Jr. and Jules Bass such as King Haggard from THE LAST UNICORN (voiced by the legendary Christopher Lee) and Smaug from THE HOBBIT (voiced by Richard Boone, Paladin himself!). Wait a minute... why the heck aren't Smaug and King Haggard on this list anyway?

And there you have it! Our favorite animated movie villains!

Did we miss some good ones? Let us know!

And let us know your favorite animated movie villains!


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