Friday, December 23, 2022

TOP TEN NAMOR THE SUB-MARINER VILLAINS

 TOP TEN NAMOR THE SUB-MARINER VILLAINS





Inspired by a combination of elements from Samuel Taylor Coleridge's epic 1798 poem The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, Greek and Roman mythology, high fantasy, DC's Superman, and the myths and mysteries of the oceans, Namor is one of Marvel Comics' oldest and greatest characters. Created solely by Bill Everett and first published in Marvel Comics #1 from October 1939, the Sub-Mariner is a vitally important character to Marvel's publishing history and the lore of their universe. While he hasn't received the level of respect and admiration that he deserves in this current era of comics, his importance to Marvel will never be diminished.

 Namor has been one my top favorite Marvel characters for a long time. He's a layered and complex personality, often labeled as an anti-hero (in that he opposes the surface world) and sometimes misinterpreted as villainous. Namor is a fierce defender of his people, his sole motivation being the protection of Atlantis. He has one of the most storied histories in the Marvel universe, adventures spanning pre-World War II eras, fighting alongside Captain America, the original Human Torch, and others on Marvel's first super hero team: The Invaders, to later becoming a Defender with Hulk, Doctor Strange, and the Silver Surfer, to becoming an Avenger and even a member of the X-Men for a time.

With all of this history and lore to Namor's credit, the Sub-Mariner has fought a host of villains with a large and extensive rogues' galley. Like many of Marvel's heroes, Namor's enemies are not celebrated as loudly as Spider-Man's or the Fantastic Four's, but these villains terrorizing the oceans are no less entertaining. Over the course of many years of reading and following the exploits of these characters, I've come to know and love seeing these colorful and dastardly devils appear time and again to plague the Sub-Mariner.

Here's my list of favorite Sub-Mariner villains from Marvel Comics.


"IMPERIOUS REX!"


Honorable Mentions

DOCTOR DOOM

Namor and Doctor Doom's relationship and history is quite unique and complex, but make no mistake, they are bitter enemies through and through. They share a mutual disdain for most of the world (albeit for different reasons) as well as animosity towards the Fantastic Four, both of which have sometimes seen Doctor Doom and Namor on the same side. This has often led to a misunderstanding that the two characters are allies. While they have forged temporary alliances at times, and Doom has expressed admiration and respect for Namor in their similar roles as monarchs of ostracized nations, their every team-up has been Doom manipulating Namor for his own ends.

Either outright opposing Namor and Atlantis or preying upon Namor's struggle to defend his people from calamity, Doctor Doom's self-serving nature is always discovered in the end. Namor's fury inevitably turns back on the Latverian monarch, often to Doom's chagrin. I've placed Doctor Doom as an honorable mention, despite often clashing with Namor, in that Doctor Doom will always be a Fantastic Four villain. His battles with Namor are epic and many, but he belongs on another list. Despite that though, I have to acknowledge their long-standing relationship/fued.






THE DEFENDERS OF THE DEEP

"So..., what's Namor doing with a bunch of his enemies?" you might ask. Andromeda makes sense as she has been a longtime ally and friend (and a member of the Defenders). But the others? Bloodtide and Piranha are completely unrecognizable (and not altogether bad, but...). Orka and Tiger-Shark look pretty cool in their new designs and so do newcomers King Crab and Echidna (who briefly appeared in a pair of issues of FEARLESS DEFENDERS). And Manowar lurks in the background barely visible (see below for a better picture). Aside from Namor and Andromeda, this is a Sub-Mariner super-villain team (which is why I included it here as a bonus because... they're allies with Namor at this point in the story?).

David Marquez is the artist and delivers some gorgeous artwork here. Without getting into it, I'm not too thrilled with this story direction for Namor by Jason Aaron and, while I love the artwork, I hope Namor is treated better in the future. I digress... On with the actual list!





THE BONUSES




I may have gone a little overboard here, not going to lie. As you'll see, there are quite a few bonus villains. This blog post is my love letter to the villains of the Sub-Mariner and I felt limiting it to just ten characters wasn't enough. How often do we get to have a discussion about Sub-Mariner's rogues' gallery? Not often. So I'm taking the opportunity and going for it!




#19
THE BEHEMOTH 

First Appearance: Tales To Astonish #77 (March 1966)

Who He Is: The Behemoth was an ancient Atlantean construct, genetically created in their labs to be the "Last Resort" weapon. A monstrous defender of Atlantis. Hank Pym, conducting underwater experiments, accidentally created earthquakes around Atlantis, awakening the Behemoth from his centuries long slumber. Warlord Krang, allied with the Puppet Master, manipulated a clay figurine of the Behemoth (sculpted by the Puppet Master) into attacking Atlantis. Namor battled the monster but was severely outmatched. Commanding a group of eels to electrify the monster, the powerful electric shock sent feedback to Krang's clay figurine, rendering the figurine inert. Free from Krang's evil control, the Behemoth was led to an undersea area of quicksand where it sank into the Earth.

Why I Like Him: One of the main appeals of the Sub-Mariner's stories are the strange and awesome undersea creatures and monsters. I love monsters to no end and the Behemoth is one of those classic Stan Lee & Gene Colan creations. He was only used in one story arc and I'd love to see him resurrected someday (as an ally of Namor's).







#18
THE SEAWEED MAN

First Appearance: Tales To Astonish #71 (September 1965)

Who He Is: The Seaweed Man is an ancient guardian creature dwelling deep within the ocean depths. After Warlord Krang usurped the throne of Atlantis, Namor set out on an epic quest to find the fabled Trident of Neptune and prove his right by blood as the true heir of Atlantis. While nearing the sacred cave of Neptune, the Seaweed Man appeared before Namor. Revealing himself to be one of the guardians of Neptune's shrine, the Seaweed Man declared that only in defeat would Namor learn the next clue on his way to find the Trident. Unable to defeat the Seaweed Man through raw strength, Namor swam in circles at tremendous speeds to create a powerful whirlpool. The intense currents scattered the seaweed about the ocean floor and Namor was able to continue along his quest.

Years later, malevolent aliens known as Dire Wraiths were drawn to the powerful magics within the sacred Shrine of Neptune. When Namor arrived to battle them, the Dire Wraiths used their magics to enhance the power of the Seaweed Man, who had since reconstituted and lay dormant within Neptune's Shrine. Twisted and corrupted by the evil magics, the Seaweed Man became a mindless beast of destruction. Absorbing all of the Dire Wraiths magics, the Seaweed Man grew to colossal proportions and lumbered towards Atlantis and attacked. Namor, leading the entire Atlantean army, fought against the Seaweed Man yet again and, with the help of Rom - the SpaceKnight, was able to defeat the Seaweed Man once more.

Why I Like Him: A primeval mystic being, perhaps imbued with Neptune's own power, the Seaweed Man is one of the guardians of Neptune's shrine, and that alone is too cool. His initial appearance is in one of Namor's best stories: THE QUEST FOR THE TRIDENT, written by Stan "the Man" Lee. He only ever reappears in one more story and it too is one of my favorite Namor stories, found surprisingly within the pages of ROM - SPACEKNIGHT. Rom #34 and #35 see the Seaweed Man return in a big way and, if I'm being honest, present him even better than before. Both stories featuring the Seaweed Man are great and essential reads for Sub-Mariner lore. That alone makes him worthy of being on this list, even if he doesn't have many appearances to his credit.







#17
TORG - THE ABOMINABLE SNOW-KING

First Appearance: Sub-Mariner #55 (November 1972)

Who He Is: An ancient beast from times long since passed, Torg - the Abominable Snow-King, staked claim over the icy waters off the coast of Antarctica (near the ruins of the first kingdom of Atlantis). Gargantuan in size and strength along with intelligence and cunning, Torg attacked ice-breaker ships, stealing their supplies and kidnapping the crewmen. Namor, while scouring the ruins of old Atlantis, happened upon Torg and engaged the Snow-King in battle, eventually trapping him in crude oil sludge and sealing him in ice. 

Why I Like Him: I love monsters and one of my favorite aspects of the Sub-Mariner comics are the sea monsters that periodically appear. Created by Namor's own creator, Bill Everett, I was instantly drawn to the character. Torg is like a combination of King Kong and the Bumble (from Rudolph) or even Gaira - the green gargantua (from War of the Gargantuas). He's only ever been used in this one issue (and wonderfully illustrated), but I'd love to see him return in a new terrifying way. 






#16
PIRANHA

First Appearance: Sub-Mariner #70 (May 1974)

Who He Is: During a battle where Namor fought against Doctor Dorcas' Aquanoids (a group of genetically engineered sea creature mutants), the chemicals leftover accidentally transformed a piranha fish into a literal bloodthirsty humanoid monster. Creating more fish-men and tracking Namor to Hydro-Base, Piranha inherited Doctor Dorcas' hatred of Namor and attacked. In an ironic twist of fate, after receiving a wound, a pack of piranha came and devoured Piranha himself. But the blood of the mutated Piranha transformed the others into identical mutant Piranha creatures to return and plague Namor time and again.

Why I Like Him: Piranha has all the makings of a terrifying undersea monster. Created by Marv Wolfman (an expert at creating comic book horror), Piranha is like the crazed homicidal maniac of the ocean. Blood and guts naturally follow this villain wherever he goes. I love the idea of this character and the horror and gore that accompanies him.






#15
FATHOM FIVE

First Appearance (as a team): New Thunderbolts #1 (January 2005)

Team Roster



Llyron (1st app - Namor The Sub-Mariner #54 Sept 1994), 


Dragonrider (1st app - Prince Namor the Sub-Mariner #1 Sept 1984), 




Bloodtide (1st app - New Thunderbolts #1 Jan 2005)


Sea Leopard (1st app - Namor The Sub-Mariner #52 July 1994),  


Manowar (1st app - Fantastic Four Unlimited #11 Sept 1995). 

Why I Like Them: This team consists of Sub-Mariner villains both new and old. Llyron is the son of Namor's despicable enemy Llyra and was once the ruler of Atlantis, having dethroned Namor at the time. Essentially an evil Namor, mirroring the Avenging Son in powers and appearance, he leads the Fathom Five. An Atlantean extremist group belonging to a population of Atlanteans that broke away from Atlantis, they have conducted terrorist attacks in the name of At'la'tique, purveyors of the ancient teachings of Nagala and Shakkoth. That's a fancy way of saying they're destroying the surface world to make way for their prophesied god, Set.

These guys haven't been in much as a team, but they are rife with potential. There's a great deal of background lore to them, which is shame that it isn't being used. The characters themselves are in much the same situation, either untouched or forgotten in almost 20 years or mishandled as of late. Simply put, the shining aspect of this team are the character designs. These guys, rendered by great artists like Geoff Isherwood and Tom Grummett, look great. And with the aforementioned background lore, this leaves these characters in a great position for another creator to pick up the baton and do something epic in the future.







#14
NAGALA

First Appearance: Defenders Vol.2 #7 (September 2001)

Who She Is: A Lemurian priestess and descendant of the serpent god, Set, Nagala is the great granddaughter of Naga, the former emperor of Lemurian. Utilizing ancient magic, Nagala herself is a powerful sorceress and a one-time wielder of the fabled Serpent Crown, an ancient artifact of terrible immense power and the gateway for Set to enter our dimension. Already a formidable magic user, her threat level is of the highest order when in possession of the Serpent Crown. At one time she allied herself with Attuma and his aquatic super villain team: DEEP SIX (Attuma, Piranha, Orka, Sea Urchin, and Tiger Shark). Defeated by Sub-Mariner and the Defenders, Nagala retreated into hiding. Rumors place her as the leader of At'la'tique and the commander of the Fathom Five, preparing for Set's coming.

Why I Like Her: Designed by industry legend Erik Larsen, Nagala is basically a gender swapped version the villain Naga (see below). Naga had two big story arcs and his character was done, which is cool because he was treated well in both and had a pretty decisive demise. Nagala now takes up the mission from her great grandfather and, with a ton of lore surrounding her already, has a ton of potential for stories going forward. 







#13
ARADNEA 


First Appearance: Fear Itself: The Deep #1 (August 2011)

Who She Is: Sister of the evil Atlantean warrior Tyrak, Aradnea is an underwater sorceress aligned with dark forces. Serving Attuma when he was the Breaker of Oceans "Nerkkod," Aradnea opened a mystical rift to the realm of the Undying Ones and fused the demons with various sea creatures, flooding the oceans with horrific monsters. Through the combined powers of Namor and the Defenders, Aradnea was defeated and the oceans were saved. Aradnea later returned as a Doom Maiden for the evil Caroline Le Fay.

Why I Like Her:  First off, she has a visually striking and captivating character design. One look at this character and you immediately feel their presence. Her abilities as a sorceress lend this character with countless possibilities for stories and for what they can or could do in the future. To be clear, I like what has been done with this character, but more than that, I'm in love with the idea of what this character could do. This character has not been featured in many comics, leaving a lot of untapped potential for greatness. 





#12
PRINCE BYRRAH 


First Appearance: Marvel Mystery Comics #82 (May 1947)

Who He Is: Byrrah is Namor's cousin and a true blood heir to the throne of Atlantis. Believing Namor unfit to rule Atlantis (because of Namor's mixed heritage), Byrrah set himself against Namor, campaigning to undermine Namor's legitimacy to the throne, turning the Atlantean people against him (using mind control in addition to slander), then poisoning Namor and challenging the weakened monarch to battle for the throne. Namor lost and Byrrah won the monarchy. Eventually his evil plot was outed and Namor reclaimed the throne. But Byrrah would return time and again, allied with Namor's various enemies, to hopefully defeat the Sub-Mariner once and for all.

Why I Like Him: Byrrah, along with Warlord Krang and others, add a unique style of antagonism to Namor: political intrigue. The current pop-culture description would be "Game-of-Thronesy." As a kid such stories were kinda boring, but as an adult these kinds of stories are more attractive and intriguing. Byrrah's story is among Marvel's earliest political thrillers and the character represents a different kind of threat to Namor than most of his enemies.







#11
WARLORD KRANG 

First Appearance: Fantastic Four Annual #1 (June 1963)

Who He Is: Krang once proudly served Atlantis as it's chief warlord. Overtime he grew jealous of Namor, coveting the throne and the beauteous Lady Dorma (Namor's future queen). In his first act of animosity (for which there'd be many more), he challenged Namor's fealty to Atlantis (citing Namor's love for Sue Richards). He forced Namor to quest for Neptune's Trident in order to prove Namor's loyalty, a perilous quest from which none had ever returned. Namor returned with the Trident and defeated Krang, exiling him from Atlantis. Ever the schemer, Krang would return time and again to plague Namor and fair Atlantis.

Why I Like Him: Krang is a classic villain in every way. A conniving schemer, using his intelligence and resources to undermine a more physically powerful foe, Krang is the Lex Luther of Namor's rogues' gallery. Created by the legends themselves, Jack Kirby and Stan Lee, Warlord Krang may not be the most interesting of Namor's villains, but he's a longtime foe who has endured the test of time, and an essential character to the Sub-Mariner's saga.





THE TOP TEN





#10
U-MAN (MERRANO)

First Appearance: Invaders #3 (November 1975)

Who He Is:  Once a scientist of Atlantis, Merrano attempted to turn Atlantis over to the Nazis in World War II. Namor banished him from the realm and made an eternal enemy as a result. Merrano joined the Axis and underwent experiments that imbued him with enhanced physical power. Leading the German U-boats against the Allied Forces, Merrano adopted the name U-Man and battled against Namor and the Invaders during the war. Later U-Man joined forces with the Nazi super villain team, the Super Axis.

Why I Like Him: Every hero needs an unredeemable truly despicable villain in their rogues' gallery, a villain with no sympathy and a truly black heart. Merrano is that character for Namor. An unrepentant monster, Merrano could easily go to Red Skull depths of evil. He was Namor's main enemy during the Invaders era.






#9
DOCTOR DORCAS

First Appearance: Sub-Mariner #5 (September 1968)

Who He Is:  Dr. Lemuel Dorcas was a marine biologist, geneticist, and megalomaniac. The antithesis of Walter Newell (the super hero known as Stingray), Dr. Dorcas was obsessed with augmenting marine biology, creating new creatures and life-forms. He created many such genetic mutants and set them against Namor time and time again. Dwelling in his secret mobile underwater base, Dr. Dorcas has always been quick to unleash his latest creations against Namor. He even returned after his supposed death, having altered his own genetics with the regenerative abilities of a starfish!

Why I Like Him: Dr. Dorcas is the resident mad scientist of the Sub-Mariner saga (the Doctor Moreau of the ocean essentially). With him in the story there's no telling what crazy things we'll see. He also brings with him a degree of uncertainty, you never know what he's planned and or created. He's the character who created some of Namor's most recognizable foes like Tiger Shark, Piranha, and Orka. Now, Dr. Dorcas is considerably less interesting to me than his creations, but without Dr. Dorcas we wouldn't have so many crazy and wonderful creatures in the Marvel universe.






#8
TYRAK

First Appearance: Avengers #154 (December 1976)

Who He Is: A spy and supporter of the warlord, Attuma, Tyrak began working in secret against the Avengers and ultimately in service of Attuma taking the Atlantean throne. Intelligent and cunning, Tyrak was experimented on and turned into an Atlantean super-soldier. Imbued with super strength and enhanced durability, Tyrak single handedly defeated a team of Avengers before going after Namor and Hydro-base. He revealed another power to increase his size and strength at will, becoming giant-size and nearly unstoppable. Tyrak has returned multiple times at the behest of Attuma laying waste wherever he appears.

Why I Like Him: Created by industry legends Gerry Conway and George Perez, Tyrak is a force to be reckoned with whenever he appears. He's actually had more appearances in the Avengers than in Sub-Mariner comics, Tyrak has always been working towards Namor's defeat. I see Tyrak like the Juggernaut to Attuma's Magneto. I like his design by George Perez and I always like seeing him show up and wreak havoc. Tyrak has a ton of potential and is a powerhouse villain. 






#7
ORKA

First Appearance: Sub-Mariner #23 (March 1970)

Who He Is: Mungo was an Atlantean loyal to Warlord Krang, even after Krang's disgrace and exile. A simple-minded, physically imposing figure, he selflessly served Krang's whims. When Krang encountered Dr. Dorcas, Krang volunteered Mungo for Dorcas' experimentation. Dorcas transformed Mungo into Orka, greatly enhancing his strength, altering his anatomy to allow him to breath air, and granting him dominion over killer whales. Orka possesses physical strength far greater than Namor and is willing to kill if his master wishes it!

Why I Like Him: I've always had a soft spot for super strong brutish characters (Hulk, Abomination, ect.). I encountered Orka at a young age in the Official Handbook of the Marvel Universe: Master Edition. He's a character that immediately forces Namor to think of other means to defeat him since physically overpowering Orka isn't an option. I like characters who force heroes into those types of situations. He's so strong he's fought off Thor and the Avengers on his own! Orka's design, while a little outdated, has always been something I've liked (rooted in my nostalgia). He's in need of an update and a writer to take him seriously, for sure. But even reading those classic stories today he's still a fun, if archetypal, character.






#6
SET 

First Appearance: Marvel Feature #6 (September 1976)

What It Is: During the dawn of Earth's existence (the First Age if you like your Tolkienisms) primal gods roamed and fought over dominion of the world. The great seven-headed serpent god, Set, was among the most powerful and malicious. Set eventually fled inside another dimension as did the other elder gods to avoid being wiped out by the Demogorge, the great devourer of gods. Constantly seeking to return to Earth, Set's power and influence has manifested many times upon our dimension. In the Hyborian age Set created the race of Serpent Men who battle against Conan, King Kull, and Red Sonja. Concentrating all of Set's power on a single object, the Serpent Men created the Serpent Crown. The Serpent Crown remained the greatest source of Set's power on Earth and was potentially a means to allow him to enter our dimension. When the oceans drank Atlantis and Lemuria the Serpent Crown was lost for ages.

Millennia later a group of homo-mermanus discovered the Serpent Crown and founded Lemuria. These people evolved into the present day Lemurians. The Serpent Crown slowly influenced their genetics, giving them green skin and reptilian features. When the Serpent Crown was used against Namor, the Atlanteans and Lemurians clashed. The Lemurian king, Naga, used the Serpent Crown to open a gateway for Set to emerge. As Set passed through the gateway a contingent of Earth's greatest super heroes were able to stop Set's arrival and close the portal.

Why I Like It: Set is the uber-powerful evil entity of the Namor mythology (the Marvel Conan mythology too). One of my favorite sagas of Namor's is that of the Serpent Crown. Set represents the dire stakes at risk when the Serpent Crown is involved. Of all of Namor's battles, his struggles against Lemuria and the Serpent Crown have saved the Earth and perhaps our reality from utter destruction, unbeknownst to the other heroes or the world. The stakes are always pretty epic in comic book storytelling, but Set launches the threat into the stratosphere.

Admittedly, Set isn't a character that shows up a lot. Set is more of an ominous evil presence in the background. Of course, my affinity for monsters plays a little part in my liking of this character too.






#5
NAGA 

First Appearance: Sub-Mariner #9 (January 1969)

Who He Is: The ancient tyrannical ruler of long lost Lemuria, Naga was once a normal looking blue-skinned merman. One day Naga discovered the fabled Serpent Crown and the donned helm. The power of Set quickly overtook his mind. It gave him vast magical power as well as immortality. The longer he worn the crown the more his body changed. His blue skin took on a green complexion, scales eventually appearing. And finally his face transformed into more serpentine features. The influence of the Serpent Crown began transforming all the Lemurians under his ruler. Then, one day, a Lemurian thief stole the crown and hid it far away where Naga would never again find it.

Present day, the Serpent Crown reemerged in Atlantis. Namor, upon returning home, discovered all the citizens of Atlantis enthralled by the mysterious crown. His beloved Dorma donned the crown and was  possessed by the power of Set. A Lemurian Quester, Karthon, retrieved the crown and returned it to an infirmed Naga, restoring his vitality and might. With the crown once again in hand, Naga threatened to take over all the oceans and then the surface world itself. Namor knew Naga had to be stopped. The two monarchs battled each other. Naga conjured beasts from the nightmares of Namor's mind, even controlling the very oceans themselves. It was not by Namor's hand that Naga met defeat, but rather one of Naga's own men, Karthon, who slew the tyrant.

Why I Like Him: Naga hasn't been in too many books, but the stories he has been involved in were epic. Even after death his spirit endured inside the Serpent Crown. He reemerged on multiple occasions where the Serpent Crown had been donned, including during the final moments of the ATLANTIS ATTACKS saga. He's a foe that Namor has never beat and is sort of the vessel for Set upon our plane of existence. He's completely insane and hellbent on unleashing Set upon the universe. Naga's debut story arc is one of Namor's earliest seminal sagas and still one of the the greatest. Naga is a character I'd love to write in the terribly unlikely scenario I'd be working for Marvel.






#4
SUMA KET 

First Appearance: Namor the Sub-Mariner #36 (March 1993)

Who He Is: Millennia ago the ancient Atlanteans were plagued by horrific creatures known as the Faceless Ones. A demonic sorcerer and necromancer named Suma Ket and his servants, the Unforgiven Dead, arrived in Atlantis and defeated the Faceless Ones. Grateful for Suma Ket's help, the Atlanteans disposed of their king and placed Suma Ket as their new king. Suma Ket soon revealed his true intentions, becoming a tyrannical ruler and sacrificing Atlantean children for demonic rituals. The true heir to the throne of Atlantis eventually returned with the god Neptune and together were able to defeat Suma Ket and banish the necromancer to eternal damnation within the mystic Grey Waters.

Thousands of years later Suma Ket's wife, Artys-Gran, returned and released Suma Ket and the Unforgiven Dead from their prison. Suma Ket led another assault on Atlantis nearly killing Namor and taking back the throne. In order to defeat this most deadly of enemies, Namor quested the farthest depths of the oceans for the sacred armor of Atlantis and the power of Neptune himself. Gathering up allies composed of friends and foes alike, Namor led a grand battle against Suma Ket with the fate of the oceans and that of the Earth hanging in the balance.

Why I Like Him: Suma Ket is the central villain in my favorite Sub-Mariner story. He is essentially the dark lord Sauron of the ocean. His story is grand and epic, stretching far into the Marvel mythology in what feels like a sweeping fantasy epic of the highest stakes. And Jae Lee's artwork is insanely cool and frightening to behold. I doubt anyone but Jae Lee could render the character in such an incredible way. I love the design and it is equally complimented by his story. Suma Ket, to me, represents the ultimate evil Namor has ever had to face, pushing the hero to unknown lengths in order to triumph. Suma Ket's power is only rivaled by the serpent god, Set, and the power of the Serpent Crown. At least for me. 







#3
TIGER SHARK 

First Appearance: Sub-Mariner #5 (September 1968)

Who He Is: Todd Arliss was a world class Olympic swimmer who had reached his peak. In a Faustian deal with Dr. Dorcas, Arliss agreed to be experimented on in order to surpass his limits. Combining Arliss' genetics with that of Namor's and a Tiger Shark, Todd Arliss was transformed in body and mind into TIGER SHARK. The tiger shark's bestial instincts proved dominant, giving Todd Arliss a savage and blood thirsty personality coupled with the speed, strength, and durability of Namor. Tiger Shark proved more than a match for Namor and has become one of the Sub-Mariner's most tenacious enemies.

Why I Like Him: I am a sucker for characters who are essentially the hero's dark mirror image. I love Abomination, Sabretooth, and others similarly matched to their heroic counterparts. Tiger Shark is among that list. He's got power enough to battle Hulk, Ms. Marvel, and the Defenders and adds a degree of uncertainty wherever he appears. He's very akin to Sabretooth, a murderous bloodthirsty beast. He's one of the few to have bested Namor in battle. And though Llyra was involved, it was ultimately Tiger Shark who killed Namor's father.





#2
LLYRA

First Appearance: Sub-Mariner #32 (December 1970)

Who She Is: Daughter of a Lemurian man and a human woman, Llyra is a green-skinned human/mermaid mutant. Able to breath both in water and on land, Llyra ventured to Lemurian and usurped the throne from Namor's ally and fellow king, Karthon. Namor then arrived and freed Lemuria from Llyra's maniacal rule, earning Llyra's eternal scorn. Seeking to hurt Namor in any way that she can, Llyra has concocted numerous insidious plots against the Avenging Son. 

Why I Like Her: While not a giant monster, genetic experiment, or evil underwater dark lord, Llyra may be the most heinous of Namor's enemies. Among all of the Sub-Mariner's enemies, Llyra has perpetrated some the worst acts against Namor in his entire publication history. Chief among her evil exploits being impersonating and then orchestrating the death of Namor's true love; the Lady Dorma, a devastating blow that has forever haunted the Avenging Son ever since.

Adding to Llyra's list of crimes, she later allied herself with Tiger Shark and aided the villain in the murder of Namor's father. Llyra then allied herself with Namor's evil cousin and heir to the throne of Atlantis; Prince Byrrah and, together, fatally poisoned Namora and kidnapped her daughter Namorita. She then became an ally the of Eternal deviant, Ghaur, and assisted in bringing the serpent god, Set, to Earth. And further still, she slept with Namor's half brother in order to bear a son, the green-skinned Llyron, in a bid to take the Atlantean throne. Among all of Namor's enemies, none has inflicted as much horror and torment upon the Sub-Mariner than Llyra.






#1
ATTUMA

First Appearance: Fantastic Four #33 (December 1964)

Who He Is: Warlord barbarian in the wilds of the ocean, Attuma and his people were banished from Atlantis long ago. Born with incredible physical strength and power far beyond that of other Atlanteans, Attuma believes he was born to be the future king of Atlantis. Raised a warrior, Attuma waged a war with Atlantis in a bid to take the throne by force, becoming king through "right by might." His plans came to a crushing halt when he was defeated by Namor and the Fantasic Four. Ever since, Attuma has been a threat to Atlantis and even the entire Earth at times.

Why I Like Him: If there is one villain among Namor's rogues gallery worthy of the title "Arch-Nemesis" it's Attuma. Attuma is essentially an evil super-powered "Conan the Barbarian" of the ocean. Battling not only Namor but also having battled the Fantastic Four, the Avengers, the Defenders, Alpha Flight, and others including Hulk, Jean Grey, and Spider-Man, Attuma is not only a threat to Atlantis, but the Marvel universe as a whole. His plots have always been grand and global in scope, with numerous bids to conquer Atlantis and the surface world, then aiding Ghaur in bringing about the reign of Set.

Personally I love Attuma's warlord persona and imposing appearance. His design is simple yet powerful, donning the skull of an undersea beast like a warrior wears the head and pelt of a lion or bear, Attuma exudes power. He has the makings of a great character with a tragic past and complex motivations. He has the versatility of character the likes of a Doctor Doom or Green Goblin where he can be either a "villain of the week" or a layered deadly threat. Over the years he has grown into a formidable foe that not only pushes Namor to his limits, but any hero unlucky enough to cross his path. Whenever Attuma is involved you know the fate of the world is at stake.

In short, Attuma is just badass and one of my favorite Marvel super-villains over all.









And there you have it! 

The top ten Sub- err...  Top Twenty Sub- err... Um.... 25 of my favorite Sub-Mariner villains. 'Phew!'

Obviously I had a tough time stopping going on and on about these characters. I was thinking of other Sub-Mariner centric lists while writing this one, like a list of Namor's great supporting cast and a list of the giant monsters of the deep, a list of my favorite Sub-Mariner stories, and a list of the ancient and powerful relics of the Sub-Mariner lore.  The undersea world Marvel has crafted is truly rich in detail, history, and wonderful characters. 

These guys need more love and quality treatment as there is so much that can still be done with them. And you know what, there are a plethora of other Namor villains spanning his 83 year history to be further revisited too. Marvel has some great rogues galleries among their catalog of characters and Namor's rogues are no less great, they just haven't been spotlighted lately as all.

What do you think?

Who are your favorite Sub-Mariner villains?

Leave a comment below!

And for more top ten lists, check out the posts below!

Monday, December 19, 2022

THE HORROR HARVEST: VIOLENT NIGHT (2022)

 VIOLENT NIGHT (2022)


The number of wholesome Christmas movies is beyond count by this point (especially including Hallmark originals). What isn’t as common are the Christmas movie alternatives that truly fit the criteria of a Christmas film. Die Hard (the often debated Christmas movie) is the most notable example, but how many others are there? One of my “new Christmas classics” is the 2015 Krampus directed by Michael Dougherty. Beyond those there are only a handful of others that can be called Christmas classics.

So, when a new film arrives that fits the criteria of what a Christmas movie should be and offers an alternative Christmas experience at the same time, you take notice.

Last night I went to the movie theater and witnessed, what is to me, a new Christmas classic: VIOLENT NIGHT. From director Tommy Wirkola, the Norwegian gentleman who brought us such gems as DEAD SNOW (2009) and HANSEL & GRETEL: WITCH-HUNTERS (2013) delivers another incredibly entertaining film here starring David Harbour as jolly 'ole Saint Nick.


INITIAL IMPRESSIONS

Violent Night showcases a different side of Saint Nicholas while not losing the Santa Claus persona. This is still the jolly loving Santa we all expect thrust into a very different situation, and that is one of the shining examples of this movie. It’s not some psycho Santa or Santa with a different bent. David Harbour successfully tows the line of keeping Santa as he should be while doing very un-Santa-like things. He really is the lynchpin of this movie that makes it all work.

The gore and violence are exceptional and noteworthy as well. The levels of onscreen bloodshed are excessive to a comical degree that, for me personally, actually enhanced the joy of the movie. While realistic, the gore took the experience to a nearly absurd level that felt fun rather than off putting. It’s another fine line that this film tows, and may not work for everyone, but I again felt director Tommy Wirkola nailed.

And you can feel the Christmas spirit flowing through the movie. There’s messages of love and families setting aside their differences to come together. There’s excellent use of classic Christmas carols and iconography like the Christmas tree, the Christmas lights, and homemade Christmas cookies. There’s even deliberate Christmas movie references and riffs, some used to graphic affect and hilarity. And the core message of finding the Christmas spirit in all of us, even when the world seems to be at its bleakest.

Overall Ranking: 8 out of 10



Make no mistake, this isn’t Citizen Kane or Gone With the Wind. What this movie is is pure entertainment and a good time. This movie also feels more genuine than most and filled with the filmmaker's actual personality and heart (again, something missing from most films nowadays). It doesn't feel like a conveyor belt factory product, but rather something special with real worth.

I had so much fun watching Violent Night. This is one movie for the collection and soon to be a Christmas staple every year going forward. If you’re looking for an alternative Christmas movie to the typical seasonal fair, give Violent Night a try. I think you’ll enjoy it. And it’ll leave you filled with Christmas spirit and the joy of the season. I was singing Christmas carols on the way home from the movie theater afterwards.

For my thoughts on director Tommy Wirkola's other films, check out these posts below

DEAD SNOW 2 - RED VS DEAD (2014)  

And for another Christmas favorite of mine, check out this post too!

KRAMPUS (2015)

Monday, October 24, 2022

THE HORROR HARVEST: HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022)

 HALLOWEEN ENDS (2022)


I've made no secret about this; I am a huge Halloween fan. Halloween is my favorite horror franchise. Period. The franchise has certainly had a murky history, with its share of ups and downs. I have my biases and periods in the series I prefer over others (any Halloween film with Donald Pleasence is the gold standard for me. ANY). Above all, I only ask one thing when it comes to new Halloween films: treat Michael Myers well. To me, this is his franchise. To me, I don't go to Halloween films for anything else. And I'm guessing for most of us, if you're all being honest with yourselves, you all go to these movies for the same reason: Michael Myers.

David Gordon Green and Danny McBride's Halloween trilogy has been an interesting experiment to say the least. I feel Halloween 2018 (we'll call it H40) has only grown better with time, at least for me. I recently watched it again in a movie theater and I very much enjoyed it yet again. It's not perfect by any means, but I feel the film, by and large, nails what has made the Halloween franchise so enduring and endearing for over four decades. Halloween Kills is not nearly as good as H40, I'll admit. But for everything that doesn't work in that film, nearly every section with Michael Myers does work. Michael Myers, and how he was menacingly portrayed, really saves the film for me. I'll watch both H40 and H-Kills again and again for these reasons.

Halloween Ends fumbles the ball entirely for one major reason (and you can probably guess what that reason is): a terribly poor treatment of Michael Myers. Michael Myers barely does anything in this movie, and what he does do is underwhelming and head-scratching. It doesn't help matters that the trailers and marketing sold us on an epic showdown between Michael Myers and Laurie... and that comprises the last five minutes of the film.

But...

Nestled in this movie is a very intriguing story about a brand new character and how, maybe, the town of Haddonfield is actually the real source of evil. However, this story isn't set up in any way by the previous films. And given how intimately connected the previous films were to each other, this story comes across as jarring, tonally different, and alien to the story we were following for two entire movies.

If H40 and H-Kills worked for you, more or less, I get the feeling that this film won't. If those two movies didn't work for you (then why did you even bother watching this to begin with?) I get the feeling you probably will enjoy this film. This movie comes across to me as the Halloween film for people who don't like Halloween films (or at least the majority of Halloween films).

I apologize in advance as this review will be a big one.

So let's dig into it!

INITIAL IMPRESSIONS

There are many interesting elements to this movie and ideas that have potential for exploration. I feel the movie is well acted and the social commentary is not quite as ham-fisted as it was in H-Kills. There are a few fun homages here and there such as characters watching John Carpenter's The Thing on television whereas characters in the original Halloween were watching Howard Hawk's The Thing on television. This film also seems to draw heavy influence from Stephen King's Christine (also wonderfully adapted by John Carpenter into film). There's even a touch of Natural Born Killers for a bit, which is left unfulfilled. Also, Laurie's new house appears to be the same house from Halloween 4 and Halloween 5, which was nice to see.

The movie has a few great set pieces such as the open prologue narrated by Jamie Lee Curtis in which she describes the horrors of Michael Myers hanging over the down like a pall of despair, people dying and being killed even without Michael Myers being there. The first major scene with our new protagonist, Cory, and his babysitting stint going horrifically wrong, I felt was quite potent. And there are some fantastic kills towards the latter half of the film that will stick with you too.

But the film leverages its potential at the expense of its main characters: Michael Myers and Laurie Strode. Michael Myers is barely in the film, maybe a paltry ten minutes if that. Instead of making those ten minutes count, Michael Myers is largely ineffectual and seemingly out of place in the story. His inclusion in the film feels like an afterthought or hastily tacked on at the last minute. He's weak, feeble, acts wildly out of character, and inexplicably on the opposite end of the spectrum from where we last saw him in H-Kills with no explanation given. There is no connectivity between this Michael Myers and the Michael Myers from H-Kills. He's a shell of his former self in this film and completely unnecessary to the plot.

Similarly Laurie is portrayed jarringly different from the previous two films. I was not a fan of her "Sarah Conner" impersonation from the first film, but at least she remained consistent from H40 to H-Kills (as did Michael Myers). Just like Michael, we meet an inexplicably different Laurie Strode. Her character has moments of continuity with the previous films, but overall feels largely like a different character. Still, she's wonderfully portrayed by Jamie Lee Curtis and is given far more to do than Michael Myers. Yet, she is merely a side character to the central plot, a passenger rather than the driver of her own story.

This film introduces a new character not seen in the previous films; Cory Cunningham. The film centers around him in which a tragic accident sends him spiraling down to becoming a serial killer and Michael Myers' successor. His journey parallels Arnie Cunningham's from Christine with a slow descent into madness, evil infecting him from within... or from without? I don't know because the central message we're getting from the film, through Laurie's dialog and other allusions, is that Cory becomes infected with evil from within yet it presents the idea of evil being passed to him externally through direct contact with Michael Myers and the cruelty of Haddonfield's citizenry. There's also a Norman Bates parallel with Cory's mother. Nature versus nurture? Internal versus external? The film can't seem to make up its mind.


I like the idea of the town of Haddonfield as a character itself, a dark dour battery of evil, slowly bringing down everyone within it to varying degrees of darkness. I like the idea of the dual evils, external and internal. But all of this runs contrary to the intent of the original 1978 film, the film which director David Gordon Green and writer Danny McBride founded their trilogy's premise upon: the randomness of violence, violence without reason or consciousness. If the point of eliminating Halloween II (1981) from the continuity was to bring Michael Myers back to an unconscionable source of evil, this movie undermines that intent by exploring the origins of evil. Did the town turn Michael into a monster? That's the whole conceit of Cory's story and he is meant to be a parallel to what happened to Michael. So, which is it?  This feels like, to me, the film retreading ground from Rob Zombie's Halloween duology, in particular the extremely divisive elements explaining away Michael's motivation.

This film, to me, draws from a few previous Halloween films, namely all of the divisive films in the series. With Michael barely being in the film and what little he is in it feeling like a wildly different character altogether, feels reminiscent of Rob Zombie's Halloween II and "Hobo-Myers." Michael's demise in this film recalls his "permanent" demise in H20. His living in the sewers and eating rats recalls Halloween Resurrection. And Michael's overall lack of presence and the characterization of Haddonfield feels more akin to Halloween III: Season of the Witch. All of these elements are among the more divisive in the series, polarizing with fans alike.

Everyone has their own preferences and films in the series that work and don't work with them. If H40 was attempting to distill everything that worked for audiences from the series, this film comes across to me as a distillation of everything that doesn't work for most audiences from the series. In a certain way, this film feels like "the Halloween film for people that hate Halloween films." If I could characterize Halloween Ends any better, it's another example of Hollywood "subverting audiences' expectations," a phrase which, by and large, has become synonymous with divisive, polarizing, and franchise shattering films.

Again, I feel the story told in Halloween Ends has potential, not as a main entry in the Halloween series, but rather as a spinoff, similarly to how Halloween III stood apart from the rest (a film notorious for being outright rejected by audiences for years, people only coming around to it decades after the fact). Again, that movie was a Halloween film for people who wanted no more of Michael Myers and Laurie Strode. In a weird way, this new story is ruined by the inclusion of what most of us wanted: Michael Myers. The specter of Michael Myers hovering over the town works, but the actual presence of Michael being there fails abysmally. Michael is poorly treated in this film and would benefit greatly by being removed from the film entirely. In isolation, without Michael Myers, the story of Halloween Ends is intriguing, but the mishandling of Michael (and Laurie too I guess) is what ultimately makes the film so unsatisfying.

The story told in Halloween Ends comes across as the wrong story to tell at this time. No plot threads or through-lines from the previous films are followed up on, leaving me to think that there was no plan for a trilogy when they started with H40. Halloween Ends feels like a different trilogy's finale, not the one that should've concluded H40 and H-Kills.

Overall Ranking: 4 out of 10

Cory's story feels like it was meant to be another movie and a different ending was smashed onto it. The ideas are intriguing and filled with potential, but there is virtually no cohesion with previous films and sketchy cohesion within this film itself. And that end fight scene (which felt completely tacked on and unearned)... what the hell was that? We finally get Michael Myers back and he is hilariously defeated and ground into hamburger. That's like making a sequel to Jaws in which a barracuda does most of the killing throughout the entire film. And when Bruce finally appears, he's killed off by the first fishermen he encounters.

I've only seen the movie once and, frankly, I don't feel the need to watch it again. My gut reaction after the film ended was disappointment. From the moment the movie started I instantly had the feeling something was wrong from the music. The last two films began with the ominous notes of the score, setting a terrifying tone for the film. This film begins with music from the Haddonfield radio station, which plays into elements of the movie to come, doing anything but establish a tone. The feeling setup with this music was anything but Halloween. It's a nitpick, I know, but it seemed to foreshadow how "different" this film would be from the others and, ultimately, how I ended up feeling about the movie by the end.

For more of my thoughts on the Halloween franchise, check out these previous posts below

THE HORROR MOVIE MASTER LIST